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hi it’s ori i remade come follow me

#i will finish setting things up later or whatever but . AJDJFJGJJG #i am not gonna delete this blog i dont think i will make her an archive she can stay #returning to my man. at least for now. recognizable brand

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literally nothing i respect more than shichikas refusal to learn what men and women are and of course this is supposed to be a comedic tool abused by its very male author to be like lol the funniest thing a guy could possibly do is not understand gender and by extension heterosexuality and not understanding women are inferior but they just don't get him like i do they don't realize what they created

#transgenderism.

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if you described your gender with fictional characters who would they be

#yeah kurama without question. #shichika but u would have to have watched it to understand #and of course. whatever kaiba and neiro had going on.

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btw theres a critical difference between this and people who just wish he had been romanceable which like im not opposed to certainly but this is a big picture theory unrelated to actual gameplay. like do i think a varric romance would have necessarily been more fun than the highs and lows of being a gay teen trying to get fenris to fall in love with me absolutely not its just that this would make for so much funnier a base reality for the dragon age canon also just obsessed with what it implies about why all the da2 companions' red flag traits were so severe. varric gossip voice oh i bet u aaanything blondie is the kind of guy who would demand a declaration of undying love and a domestic life together after fucking him once or else youre fake and u hate him and u know like he was probably right but that was still pretty harsh man

i still stand by my theory that i think it would be hilarious if for the sake of his own privacy and starting shit varric composed this elaborate high stakes dramatic romance narrative between hawke and one of their mutual best friends to obscure the fact that they were the real item all along and he was bullshitting cassandra for the hell of it because its not like this was the real information she wanted about hawke he could say anything and she would have to believe it

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i ♡ unreliable narrators shirt

#i love fake people i love games (fictional)

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literally the genius of da2 ways to make its lack of protag customizability relative to its predecessor flow smoothly because unlike dao youre not really being tasked with designing your own oc youre just being tasked with designing some guys oc version of his best friend

#depressed thinking about how my copy is glitching i cant pick up my playthrough again until i take the time to figure it out .

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i still stand by my theory that i think it would be hilarious if for the sake of his own privacy and starting shit varric composed this elaborate high stakes dramatic romance narrative between hawke and one of their mutual best friends to obscure the fact that they were the real item all along and he was bullshitting cassandra for the hell of it because its not like this was the real information she wanted about hawke he could say anything and she would have to believe it

#hawkes love life being significantly more boring than da2 gameplay truther

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alistair my one exception hes just there. bravely standing between zev fenris varric and everyone else. maybe stens in this category as well i suppose i do not rly have anything against him hes just a guy to me

the hit or miss nature of dragon age men

#ange dni i hate to disrespect your man i mean this in an alistair affectionate way

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the hit or miss nature of dragon age men

#and when i tell you they miss more than they hit.

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the woefully small # of people in the center of the yyh and zevran understanding venn diagram u either get it or u dont .

#like if u dont understand the yusuke zevran parallels theres only so much we can do for each other at the end of the day

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ori i want you to know that if its not about zevran or yyh then 75% of the time i dont know what you are talking about but i love and support it all anyway. that is all 💜

hi mouse ❤️ watch monster 2004 ✨

#TY AJSHDHFHF #i appreciate the love and support i do love to just say whatever. #luckily zevran and yyh are my 2 most essential media references they make up more of my base personality than anything else #so u really get it #even if i dont talk about them that often.

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#would u offer this man free soup instantly if u ran into him yes or no

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good night

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sent june 19th 2020

#u can guess to whom. #life changing moments. #happy tenmaversary.

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