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Make sure to check your kid's Halloween candy this year!!! I just opened my son's snickers bar and found an astral tadpole that could have unlocked his illithid potential!!!!
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witchywoman
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my witchy magpie 🖤
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AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT
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accidentally clicked out of the text box while creating this meme and made it funnier than anything i was gonna think up
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can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back
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guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process
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Do you evere feeel
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How I feel it when listening to the music in subway. Dark Souls 2 Ruin Sentinel. One those two fellas who wait for you to kill the very first one =))
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whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake
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this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo
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Happy Valentine's Day ˚₊‧꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
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whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing
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FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow
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/doze
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