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Wei Wuxian, post-resurrection: in retrospect, maybe I took “If anything happens to Jiang Yanli or these Wens, I’m going to kill everyone in this room and then myself” a little too seriously.

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Sizhui, post-canon, in a spot of trouble

“welp, guess it’s time to call my uncle!” *starts whistling*  “Lan Xichen?” “nope! other uncle.” “Jiang Cheng?” “nope! other uncle.” “you’re not Jin Ling, how many uncles do you even—” *Wen Ning busts in like the kool-aid man*

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I love how bls are like… yes, I’m gay. just like my sister and also my brother, my golden retriever, and both my uncles. my father was gay before me, and his father was gay before him, and so it goes, back through all of history to the dawn of civilization. my history teacher and best friend are also gay, but that’s just a coincidence

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My School President + Text post memes and stuff ✨

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Been forever since I posted anything new. I have a few of these that I'm planning on doing, MXTX couples sharing their traumas. (WWX's claim refers to the popular fanon that he didn't survive the fall into the Burial Mounds. Putting the romance in necromancy!)

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I love what my dash did here 😅

(original posts here and here)

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pls jeff we can all see you

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The only thing I remember is killing people. You say I'm someone who saves people. I won't kill you — but I don't believe you either. Do you think I'm a fool? You're not a fool. Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023)

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I dont think lbh ever really tried to kill lqg during the 5 years of corpse-zun...but i think it would be hilarious if, because liu qingge is an anomoly who was never meant to fight lbh, who admittedly isnt on binghe's level but hes still pidw's war god.....

Lbh just is incapable of killing lqg. Like some sort of video game glitch, like when you take an item out of its designated area when youre not supposed to and the game cant quite do what you want to, everytime binghe tries to kill lqg some sort of looney tunes-shit happens that save lqg last minute. Like the worlds game engine can let them fight, and Lqg will never be able to beat lbh in a fight, but everytime lbh tries to actually kill the man, he starts falling into xianxia manholes and xianxia anvils start falling a la the beam falling during the skinner incident

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WHAT IS IT ABOUT GAYS AND TINY BOOKSTORES

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Wei WuXian using the incense burner just to coo and kiss Young TeenJi because he is too cute and he can't deal with the fact he never kissed him when they were teenagers

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Lan Wangji's Adventures in Substitute Teaching

Penndragon27

Rating: T

Chapters: 2/?

Summary:

Lan Xichen goes away for a week and is so happy that his brother can look after his kindergarten class.

Lan Wangji can look after the kindergarten class, right?

or

Lan Wangji learns that being a teacher means also dealing with guardians. Such as Wei Wuxian (who he totally doesn't have a crush on)

#my fic #from main blog

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I wrote to you as soon as I had news. Where's the letter? Did it get sent to the dog's stomach? Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023)

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I don't care that Love in the Air had numerous sound problems and spent all their budget on (1) drone and hair ties for Payu when it has one of my all time favorite friend scenes in any BL where Sky platonically doms Rain in the middle of the day in the middle of fucking class in front of their friends, teachers, and the holy spirit for giving up his phone number to the hot rich asshole (Prapai) that Sky had a secret one night stand with where he broke Prapai's brain by riding the dick so well Megan Thee Stallion would clap in praise hallelujah making Prapai seek out Payu and Rain for Sky's phone number and by that point Rain is completely dicked down bad he's studying the scripture, he's setting up a pop up store, he's committed to being the best bratty bottom he can be and damnit Rain knows it's bros before hos except Rain wants to be the ho here and now he's in a dilemma!!! Dick or his bff's phone number and Rain read his options with his pussy okay???

so now Sky's got Rain on his knees, hands up hold up begging for forgiveness while their classmates are like, just another day of Sky domming Rain in public while we all rack up debt and draw our little houses and Rain's outright begging, & pleading & pouting with his baby doll eyes trying to channel e-girl sugar baby energy and Sky's like bugs bunny no.png and makes Rain sit there for another 30mins at penance cause he's been brat taming Rain since before Payu even spotted that pout he's a pro

who out here is doing it like them I ask you

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sometimes i think about fanghua and cooking, like the fact that fang duobing can cook, but doesn't cook, that li lianhua cooks, but his cooking tastes shit, and fang duobing lets him cook because li lianhua wants to cook? and it tastes bad? and fang duobing finds it bad?? but he eats it anyway? and he teaches li lianhua cooking tips at the same time to make the dishes edible? and then li lianhua just moves on to new dishes that taste bad? that fang duobing eats?? im

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(their masks are) two halves of a whole 💔🥹