“You may choose only one. If you choose the armor, you’ll return to your friend, the Mandalorian. However, you will be giving in to attachment to those that you love, and forsaking the way of the Jedi. But if you choose the lightsaber, you will be the first student in my academy, and I will train you to be a great Jedi. It will take you many years to master the ways of the Force, and you may never see the Mandalorian again, because, Grogu, a short time for you is a lifetime for someone else.”
flying all the way to belarus to speak to a prisoner, while wearing a fur collar, only to repeatedly correct his grammar, roll your eyes, and leave five minutes later is the epitome of dramatic gay antics