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Morzsi

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you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

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Morzsi

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you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

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Name the game

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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

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The Last Dragonborn HCs:

•They speak in a whisper because they used to accidentally hurt people by shouting when they were young

•Still has nightmares about Helgen

•Felt awful about killing Mirmulnir but didn’t exactly know why until they found out they were Dragonborn and realized that he was family

•When they absorbed a dragon soul for the first time they felt like they were going to die

•Can sometimes hear the voices of the dragon souls that they absorbed

•Can eat a lot because they have a Dragon’s stomach

•When they killed Miraak they felt that they had killed the one person who could understand them

•Odahviing and Paarthurnax try to teach them Dovahzul

•Loves going into inns undercover and listening to people sing “The Dragonborn Comes”

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WE HAVE MILF IS A SLUR DISCOURSE I REPEAT WE HAVE MILF IS A SLUR DISCOURSE

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“But I think not. I think our little game ends here.” THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013)

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TIL that plate tectonics are not needed to sustain life, and in fact, Earth is the only planet observed to date to even have plate tectonics at all.

If there's intelligent life out there, it's possible, even likely, that they've never even heard of earthquakes. Imagine explaining to them that, yeah, our planet's surface moves around and occasionally the ground itself tries to kill us.

And we still build cities in the places where they happen the most frequently.

Human: "Rather deal with earthquakes than Tornadoes."

Alien: "Than with WHAT?"