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#I THOUGHT I REBLOGGED THIS #i must've just liked it #onto my dash it goes! #nsfw

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You can never be normal about these men you always gotta say shit like I wanna hold him in my mouth like hes a baby alligator

oh that is ABSOLUTELY entering my vocabulary, thanks anon, good one

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

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Hard at work at the yaoi factory

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When Twitter inevitably explodes I want this to be one of the few surviving tweets

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

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