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People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

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i think whats missing for me in jason adaptations is like. it's always that he secretly survived or someone else took him to a lazarus pit or something like that because you can't unpack superboy prime punching reality in a 75 minute animated movie and it feels a little cheap. that boy was full stop Dead and there was nothing anyone could do about it and he only came back because of a cosmic fuckup and when he did come back he crawled out of that grave all on his own feeling very abandoned. that's value you just don't get with magic mtn dew

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Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

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#IsBruceWayneBatman: a social media au | Part I

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chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

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you guys i finally finished the batfam wuxia/xianxia ensemble

“no metas in gotham” sect leader batman says as he desperately tries to keep this a wuxia show and not a xianxia

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I get that this is probably inevitable but it does suck a bit that every new piece of queer media that gets moderately popular immediately accrues a sizable queer hater fanbase. like infinite amounts of middling normie straight movies, tv, music, etc comes out all the time and goes mainly unremarked upon by queer people but if there's a nonbinary person in a 6/10 show or a lesbian puts out a kinda nothing song then there will be thousands of queer people who make it their job to constantly reiterate how much they hate it and how boring gays are a blight on the land.

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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✋this. Is completely cursed. the legs. the shoes. how positively delightful. wow.

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AINT NO WAY

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

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name them. now.

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i'm such a big fan of laios using being well fed as proof that he's serious. like there's so many techbros & etc who will use not eating breakfast as proof that they're productive & just in general, the idea of being "too busy to eat" is getting more common (which is exactly what toshiro is doing here!) but laios is like. no. i'm so serious about this i'm thinking about what comes next. i'm so serious about this i'm making sure my body can do everything it can when i need it.

the fact that everyone in the party took care of themselves & carefully planned out their route & when they'd take breaks is what made them so successful. they always made sure to understand their limits

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A year ago today, Olan Rogers saved his own characters from being banished to the shadow realm. Final Space: The Final Chapter comes out later this year! Be sure to pre-order it while its still available: finalspaceends.com

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.