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Peter Rabbit: What's orange and sounds like a carrot?

Carrot: Baby carrot?

Peter: No, a parrot.

Carrot: Parrots don't eat carrots.

Peter: I never said they did.

Peter: I do. (Munch munch)

Carrot in stomach: What smells? Oh its my friend. Hi!

Friend: Hello!

Peter: Be quiet in there!!!

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Something smells Fishy...

Sharky: What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

Clownfish: What, me?

Sharky: Yes you!!

Clownfish:So you think I'm funny?

Sharky:....

Clownfish: Of course I am! I'm a clownfish! (hehe)

Sharky: I was going to eat you......

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Bloodhound: What do call a magic Labrador?

Labrador: What?

Bloodhound: A Labracadabrador!

Labrador: Are you saying I have magic!?

Bloodhound: Uhhh....N-

Labrador: Yes!!! It was my dream come true!!!!

Bloodhound: Ummm...Ok... Sure.. yeah, you have magic.

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Jew: Do u know how Musa/Moses make tea?

Hebrew: No how?

Jew: He brews.

Hebrew: That is NOT funny.

Jew: Who said so?

Hebrew: Me.

Jew: Who are you again?

Hebrew: I'm a hebrew.

Jew: What makes that so special?

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Aqsa: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Noor: No, but Zareesh wants to be an astronaut.

Zareesh: Noor I told you not to tell anyone!!!

Noor: Ok nevermind. I've never heard of it.

Aqsa: He just needed a little space.

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Dino Jokes

Pterodactyl: Why can't you hear me use the bathroom?

T-Rex: Never, because you don't use the toilet.

Ptero: No! Because the P is silent!

T-Rex: Whenever I'm close it is not silent.

Ptero: You know what! Nevermind.

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Actor #1: Why do I tell other actors to break a leg?

Actor #2: I don’t know because you’ve never told any of the actors.

Actor #1: Every play has a cast!

Actor #3 with artificial broken leg: I heard that!>:-(