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“His favorite place is his bed.”

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~ Commissions are OPEN! ~

Email me at [email protected] or DM me on here or twitter if you’re interested and if I accept I’ll send you a link to a form to fill out

Detailed Info Here: https://niansue.carrd.co/

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a cute art trade for @lazydidaartblog with their OC Akua. the theme we picked for the trade was “cat” :3c

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Dr. Mario: Here's your x-ray.

Joker: Ew, I look ugly in this one. Delete it, take another.

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Daisy: Careful is my middle name. Right after Suave and Daring.

Marth: Do you even know what you’re saying half the time?

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Daisy: Wouldn’t it be cool if French people were real and not just part of the fictional Ratatouille cinematic universe?

Palutena: About that…

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Samus: Wait, you'd take a bullet for me?

Bayonetta: I'd do anything for you, Sammy.

Bayonetta: Except eat a cucumber. Those things are fucking nasty.

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Diddy Kong: Butter is just food lotion.

Bowser Jr: There’s something wrong with you.

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Palutena: I either need a coffee or a kick to the face.

Bayonetta: I can help.

Palutena: ...I don't see coffee in your hand.

Bayonetta: :)

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Bayonetta: Check out the woman at your twelve o'clock.

Peach: Really? Okay. Alright, I'll be sly.

Peach: *turns around*

Bayonetta: That is your six.

Peach: I don't know clocks, okay? Everything's digital.

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Lucas: I feel sad.

Villager: I have emotional jumper cables! I'll boost you! Just attach like so...

Lucas:

Lucas: Vill, this is just a hug.

Villager: Is it working?

Lucas: Yeah.

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Samus: You're so embarrassing...

Bayonetta: Let go of my hand then.

Samus: No.

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Dark Pit: Your existence is confusing.

Pit: How so?

Dark Pit: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Samus: I want you to look me straight in the eyes—

Bayonetta: You can’t have me look at those eyes and expect me to be straight.

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Daisy: Man, if I had a sword, I wouldn’t be worried about shit.

Roy: I have some good news for you.

Daisy: What is it?

Roy: A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain.

Daisy: Awesome, I don’t like horses. I am terrified.

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Mario: So, how’s life?

Cloud: Meaningless.