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im unstanning if true (financially improbable for me to see this set)

#god betraying me blooper reel #right as i become broke grad student COME ON 😩

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did you know that in ovens you sit still but in microwaves you spin

#this genuinely made me laugh lmaoo jfjdkeksk

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I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

#i need to be at the club ☹️

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Hate being in the office. Feel so out of the loop at my real job, being a Swiftie

#i have not been able to engage in much bc of work man :( #listened to side A #who knows when i can listen to side B #and then reactions #see part of a review and swiftie posting on here and i save it #see a dunk post with misinfo *scrolls away*

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

#jake gyllenhaal holding a ferret gif #idk this post made me think of that

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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

#just had it for lunch #spicy cooked chicken breast

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snoopy of the day

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u ever read a post that has you so aghast you go “HELLO??” out loud and you look around your bedroom like someone will be there to explain what u just read

#sometimes a swiftie dunk post will have me like this #like damn dude that’s crazy

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#kitty for u

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if im in the group chat going “this shit is sooo bad” you know im enjoying the movie & if im in the group chat going “idk its made well it definitely has some interesting elements its probably excellent if youre the target audience maybe if i watched it again id feel differently” you know im having the worst fucking time

#honestly if i like something i say i like it lmao #but the second half was me after watching wednesday lmao #rip jenna she the character well but she was up against this new model of television that makes shows suck now :/ #she PLAYED*

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#yes this happened to me in 6th grade #i was so baffled at how these dudes were talking abt a girl #and now i understand why

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#how it feels when op turns off reblogs #pls i was at work when the post was reblogable ☹️ #^^

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hi, im the girl tumblr hired to reblog all your posts that are weirdly personal but not personal enough to make unrebloggable. if you want it to stop you'll have to kill me

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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.

#petals on the wind #but to be very honest #since i got back to working i have not been able to make progress with it ⚰️

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#yearn is too poetic (im a loser)

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"i love being a girls girl 🌸🩷" you tormented amber heard.