Fixation so bad, I see the guy and stare at my screen like a wild animal for 5 hours
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every time i go out at night theres a monster
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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP
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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
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Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b.1975)
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
1x01 || 3x02 || 3x07
#when you literally try to invent time travel to fix your past mistakes and bring your family back together
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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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I think I'm disillusioned with the concept of sex. I just want whatever the fuck kind of intimacy Hannibal and Will have going on.
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you know what really gets my goat?
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