peanuts-tale!!!
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babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear
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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)
youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)
youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])
youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
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oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????
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Antarctic explorers’ drawings of penguins
Robert Falcon Scott. Hilarious. 7/10 for the first one because he is so friendly, 5/10 for the second.
Ernest Shackleton. What an angular & compact little guy. 5/10
Edward Adrian Wilson. Shut the fuck up Bill, we know you’re an incredible artist. 10/10, obviously
George Marston. I mean that’s a solid penguin right there. 8/10
Frank Worsley. Oh Wuzzles…..the composition of this is stellar. Wuzzpeng you will always be famous 9/10.
Apsley Cherry-Garrard. The cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, every time I lay eyes on it I tear up. I fully acknowledge my bias but 11/10.
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家主は今日もキモノなのです
オレはまったくキニシナイのです
My landlady is wearing kimono also today but I don't care at all
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Rocking chairs are proof autism and ADHD have always existed, there is no way a neurotypical person said “what if there was a special chair for rocking back and forth in”
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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
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frank, why did you not come to my public execution last week?
Frank, why did you not come to frank’s execution last week
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The adhd modes of food
1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck
2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine
3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart
4. Mac And Cheese
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You know whats funny? Because of the intro in the pilot where rocky is doing his poetic stuff. People on tumblr are calling him 'elegant'. Thats so ironic.
But of course, he's the swag-master
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?????? NATIONAL HERO???
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Putting a WEBP file through a converter to turn it into a PNG is like curing a zombie villager in Minecraft
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