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WHAT THE FUCK IS A DAN AND PHIL AND AND WHY IS IT INVADING MY DASH

#im so fascinated by the mere concept of a tumblr user not knowing dan and phil

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phan posting until they hit top 10 ships — 2/?

dan’s old tumblr posts / manchester apartment edition

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kind of poetic of dan to mark the end of we're all doomed, his big solo venture into the world trying to find himself, by hard launching his relationship with phil. they spent some time apart, did their own thing, and came back stronger than ever

#prev 😣😭😭🧡🧡🧡

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not to be phannie traumatized but i feel like a 14 year old from 2015 is about to come arrest me for my thought crimes

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why is phan real i'm scared i though they were just two gay men who have lived together for 14 years

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we. know. you. know.

and theyre making sure of it

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I fear

i too feel the emotion that is fear

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i feel like weve all fallen into a river and dan and phil are standing atop a cliff pointing and laughing

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setting up permanent residence on wedding hill please redirect all mail to my new address

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you're laughing. dan howell just posted a screenshot of himself replying 🧡 to a tweet from phil lester praising and supporting the filmed special of his stage show and captioned it 'gay' and you're laughing.

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10 years together they came out as gay so in the year of 15 years together they're gonna-[GUNSHOTS💥💥💥💥💥💥]

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every time i remember this year is going to be their 15th anniversary i clench in fear .

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we are all under hypnosis we are hallucinating this isnt real hah theyre so silly haha pranks over you can stop joking around dan and phil hahahah

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Forget being boiled…we are being pan fried

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like i just said in the gc…. the one thing we’ve always known about dan is that if he lets himself be earnest, he will not acknowledge it afterwards. him acknowledging that orange heart and calling it GAY is like. all bets are off he could do fucking anything now, and he WILL

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texting non phannie friends bevause this feels dire enough to update them im in peril

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He saw us trying to get phan trending and said let me help with that