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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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this is the white guy that got plastic surgery to make him look korean btw. but trans ppl are the ones engaged in 'self mutilation' apparantly 💀💀💀

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

#MIA THIS IS THE FIRST PRINT OF YOURS IM EVER BUYIGN MY MÖTHÊR IS ORDERING IT RIGHT WHEN SHES DONE EATING

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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."

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There are 3 types of Fallout players.

Oh my sweet babygirl husband let me protect and cherish you.

I know he has some strong opinions but poor man was raised by a cult and I can make him better.

What the hell did you think I hoarded all the RadAway for, bitch?!

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me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:

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Sometimes I just like to disregard Bethesda’s fallout canon just so the story beats in the original games and new vegas have more weight.

Like. I cannot emphasise enough the poetic justice of the Enclave, a fascist military group that believed they were the only ones in the wastelands to be considered human, ending with Arcade, an anarchist and human rights activist. A man who’s so against everything the Enclave ever stood for that he’s literally out in the poorest communities helping people that the Enclave would have executed without hesitation. The rest of the Enclave has withered away, he is the final generation and has absolutely no intention of reviving them, even when using them to fight for Hoover Dam.

Just. The writing bro. The vibes of it all. Bethesda could never and I wish they’d just left the Enclave alone instead of inexplicably giving them a full base on the east coast. It would have been so much more satisfying to know that the curropt old world government dies with Arcade.

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i think its so funny that alumni from schools like harvard and columbia that were there during the protests in the 60s-80s are expressing support for students currently protesting against the genocide in palestine, and random zionists that were NOT at these protests in the 60s-80s have the never ending audacity to tell these alumni "well thats different, what you protested was good and what they're protesting is bad." as if protesters against the vietnam war and apartheid south africa were not also demonized, arrested, brutalized, and even killed for their activism. history only remembers them fondly after the damage has already been done.

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disgusts me deeply to say it but 30 dollars is basically the new 20 dollars

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if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy

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so many queer ppl will be like "deviating from social norms is part of who we are" and then gleefully participate in fatphobia/diet culture and nearly make being skinny an entire ideology and identity

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“I will give you the power you seek,” the Fae lady said, “but in exchange, I will take your firstborn child.” “Alright, so when do you want to meet my parents?” “Wait, what?” “When do you want to get married?” “Hold on, now…”