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Pearl has my unending respect and sympathy for participating in MCC. I'm Australian myself and I can almost never watch MCC live because it's at like 5am. I cannot imagine being even close to mentally put together enough to be able to go live, interact with a bunch of people, and compete in a tournament for like 2+ hours. Same with all the life series stuff. I understand "5am Pearl" on a deeply personal level. I too would go insane if I had to be up that early to compete in Minecraft Bloodsports.

#i’ve spent far too much time thinking about how her sleep schedule works #so it’s “effectively nocturnal” on weekdays #on the weekend she lets herself sleep in? #but also operates the usual way then #like somewhere in that arrangement there’s a good seven hours of sleep being lost

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scar just showed up on skizz's stream and skizz told him to take all his clothes off (bc he thought scar was wearing the new skin). gem then told skizz in game chat that he can't just ask scar to strip and skizz went "oh gem, not sure you're aware of the things i can get people to do" ???

#responding to gem saying something inappropriate #“ah hahaaa gem don’t say that” ❌ #say something more inappropriate ✅

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Typical Zedaph

#“good morning regular person” #hey zed

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After long years of service, my baby girl won’t turn on anymore….

I had done some bad things to her, yes…but our love was undying…even when I spilled my water on her…even when I had to drill a hole into her to put a screw into because she was falling apart…I loved her.

She burned my mattress with her melted plastic yet still I loved her

She electrocuted me everyday yet I still loved her

Her keyboard did not fucking work yet still I loved her

Her SCREEN did not fucking work yet still I loved her

The screen would fall off yet still I loved her

To prevent the screen from falling off I had to tape it together yet still I loved her

The tape would melt if I didn’t reapply it everyday yet still I loved her

One time I pirated photoshop and someone accessed my webcam and started saying shit to me in the notepad app yet still I loved her

Another time I left a chocolate on her and the chocolate melted and leaked into one of her fans and I had to scrap it out with a fork but some of it went so far that whenever she would overheat the chocolate would melt and leak onto my desk…yet still I loved her…

When she finally snapped and nearly set herself on fire, I still loved her…but she wasn’t strong enough to keep going…

When I brought her to a repair shop they guy there told me that trying to fix her would be a fire hazard, I still loved her

When I asked him if he wants to keep her to use her for parts or something he told me that even if I paid him he wouldn’t keep something like that…and I still loved her!!!

But all good things must come to an end…and I’m getting a new laptop….

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get fished idiot

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Xisuma in REAL LIFE used to be stoner and some of his odd muchies consist of

- dorito dust mixed with dip in a homogeneous mixture

- oranges (peel ON “for the fibre”) dipped in greek yogurt

- “bowl of goop” that’s made of soup, noodles, cheese and crackers mixed until it’s thick goo

Overall, since the boiled chicken incident, I sincerely believe this man can’t cook. On another note can we get Xisuma with a hjuge blunt

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Gem is the biggest Pearl Fan

#entirely unrelated topic #i’ve been looking at the hermits’ typing habits and capitalisation #i think it’s interesting how some people like gem and grian usually don’t have any capitalisation at all #pearl and scar (i think) don’t have autocaps on either but they capitalise “i” and proper nouns #and i’m pretty sure at least one hermit types in fully grammatical sentences with capitalisation #was it X? or keralis? #it’s a really funny niche topic that i think about sometimes

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Gem is the biggest Pearl Fan

#sobs like an idiot #shiny duo i missed you #(it’s been like two days)

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ONE OF MY HOSUEMATES LEFT THIS ON THE FRIDGE FOR ME TO FIND?!?!?!?!???!?

(my name is ezra)

#eto from mancraft…

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Gemmm :)))

i referenced this off of a pic i found on pinterest but i refreshed and i cant fucking find it anymore if the gods bless me i shall add it when i find it im sorry

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rip secret life lizzie you would've loved a lizzie/gem spacebuns team up

#oh ok #i’m listening. i’m considering

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I realized i completely forgot to post this here :,,)

Anyways have the captains

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I really should have expected Gluestick’s death before starting this but I didn’t. o7 Gluestick, you will be missed

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im cooking up a mumbo.... 2 parts building. 5 parts redstone. 3 parts anxiety. 3 parts autism. 2 parts shouting. 4 parts insane... 1 part grian. 6 parts mustache 3 parts genius. ten parts madness ten parts magic and a whole lot of science

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<Docm77> heyo, behave ßplease, I am streaming <Docm77> lol <ZombieCleo> ...so no cussing? <Docm77> fuck no

DOC YOU'RE THE BEST LMAO

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The trident shop!! 🌊✨

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Pearlescentmoon’s wonderfully colorful post office! Honestly love her use of color in all of her builds!!