leiathewarrior

[leiathewarrior]

i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god

[leiathewarrior]

#literally last night asked a guy in community band what school his kids go to #and he went oh theyve been homeschooled since covid #and thankfully i was able to keep my reaction to myself but it really was like Oh. thats why your son is Like That #dont get me wrong the ~14yo son is very nice but hes very clearly desperate to talk to people and will follow me around #even after i try to end a conversation to do something else #ben your kid is missing some social skills! school could help with that

[leiathewarrior]

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

[leiathewarrior]

Map depicting which US States legally consider Pluto a planet.

#gonna pretend like i knew this all along #pluto

[leiathewarrior]

omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

[leiathewarrior]

#okay but why the dark eyed juncos?

[leiathewarrior]

Ben Coonley - Cardboard, 2020

[leiathewarrior]

What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

[leiathewarrior]

I'M A LIZARD WOMAN FROM THE DAWN OF TIME AND THIS IS MY WIFE!

Might delete this later but I wanted to post something for lesbian visibility week. Will try to finish a better piece tomorrow or something 👍

(Also I messed up Vastra's head so bad but I was redrawing an old sketch and I decided to blindly trust my past self, instead of looking up refs like a normal person)

#yooooooo #cool art #paternoster gang

[leiathewarrior]

Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together

[leiathewarrior]

What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

#around 3500 from the carmilla days

[leiathewarrior]

smoked salmon got me acting unwise

[leiathewarrior]

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

[leiathewarrior]

i was born in the right generation bc i was born to buy used CDs at a half price books

[leiathewarrior]

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

[leiathewarrior]

Captain’s Log, April 5th, 2063. The voyage of the Phoenix was a success, again. The alien ship detected the warp signature and is on its way to rendezvous with history.

STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT (1996) dir. Jonathan Frakes

#literally own this movie on dvd and this post is how i found out jonathan frakes directed it

[leiathewarrior]

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns