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@thelonelunatic submitted: just wanted to let you know that you’re famous on iFunny! I have no idea who posts them but they’re there. This is like the 10th one that’s been in the featured section!

… what bothers me is my tumblr post got 3x more notes ON ANOTHER WEBSITE clearly you people are not doing your part

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Libraries are one of the few remaining public goods that haven’t been completely privatized and profitized. Libraries are virtually free to the public, regardless of race, class, gender, religion or sexual orientation. And it needs to stay that way. Capitalists need to keep their dirty, grubby little HANDS OFF libraries.

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Absolutely tear apart “I’m being forced to marry this woman” jokes. I hate them so fucking much. Do you know how much of a let down it is to see the person you love and share so much with turn around and rag on you to your friends as “the ol’ ball and chain”? Imagine trusting and respecting someone so much that you’re willing to commit your life to a union with them, and meanwhile they’re talking about how their life could only get worse if they were married to you. Destroy the idea that a man’s life is best when he’s a player, and that his life is “over” once he allows a woman into it. Destroy the idea that all women are controlling, horrible bridezillas. How disenchanting it is to see so many people shit all over the love between two people.

Respect your fucking wife. If you can’t do that, don’t get married.

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marvel really can’t gauge audience reaction and the importance of plot points accurately in between movies and they keep churning out the next one Too Quickly (which works for solos bc they don’t depend on each other but it Doesnt for ensemble ones!!) SO they keep doing shit NOBODY wants in avengers movies and narratively doesn’t even make Sense

like I’m sure the russos got the script of ragnarok and bp before they both came out to guide them for what happens next but they were probably like “yeah.. we’re gonna disregard that thor doesn’t need the hammer as part of his identity anymore. we’re sure nobody actually cares about that bc he’s not really as popular as iron man or the others right? and black panther?? Yeah he’s going to be pretty irrelevant in infinity war. we’ll use his home as a backdrop tho, thats enough to include him.. Perfect 👌”

which is apparent once they realized the success of black panther and how the trailer for infinity war (which came out after bp) showcased the wakandans as crucial important characters vs how in the actual movie they were barely relevant. it takes away from the experience!! 

same thing with how avengers 2: age of ultron was SO Wack. NOBODY wanted to see the corny ass ultron plot coming off of the fucking winter soldier. the next movie shouldve expanded on that. we just found out shield was hydra all along! and they just disregarded that for age of ultron?? like HELLO??? nobody wants to hear about ultron after that!! STOP IT. get Help. think in between movies. PLEASE  

and with infinity war and end game shot back to back? that pattern is probably gonna continue for thor and tchalla, and others. and most likely extend to how carols character is gonna be portrayed in endgame too. ie: Not Accurately 

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Love Is Lifting These Queer Couples Higher In Incredible Trick Photo Series

They’ve been swept off their feet!

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Hmmm i wonderrrr~¿

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

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What. The fuck.

earlier this month it was 120 degrees in Australia , but yeah lets continue to mock those trying to save us in the 12 years we have left to slow climate change’s effects. 

What is the worst thing that could happen if we listen to scientists and change our ways, and then it turns out they were lying? 

Slowly dying in a mad max hell world to own the libs I guess. 

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It’s Colder in Chicago Illinois than Antartica!❄️

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Why and how did this become a thing

You have been visited by our immortal God Shaggy, who is showing you the way in your studies and giving you unfathomable amounts of knowledge. You will pass all your exams and achieve the results you want.

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manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

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I mean…I’d be concerned too

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“Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe.”

— Joan Bauer // Almost Home

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Iconic.

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People who are pansexual are:

attracted to persons regardless of their gender 

and/or attracted to all genders

people with a really pretty PRIDE flag

we are not:

special bisexual snowflakes

calling bi people transphobic 

confused

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How could we not tbh

yknow 1 of the little things i appreciate about kid icarus is how realistically pit’s outfit accommodates his wings