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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

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A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]

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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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✦ Ad Astra ✦

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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– Смотри: я сфинкс….

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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#it only bothers me when it happens in emails #like my name is right there how are you fucking it up???

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

#somebody to love by queen #yeah ive been in a mood

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the greatest will-they-won't-they in television sitcom history. i guess.

#oh this makes me insane

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Alfred’s Heron by Carol Eckert cotton, linen, wire (14.5 x 19 x 2.5")

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Oh. I get it. Feeling a good thing. You got your hopes up. So I’m here to save you some time. Eventually….that all just goes away. 

Stephanie Hsu as Joy Wang/Jobu Tupaki in Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert

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tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*