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Forget getting married on a train, I want to see a train Divorce.
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Death to settler colonialism, free Palestine!
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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.
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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
Americans:
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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Get booped by Mr Fresh
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sold
this was a commission, a raven take on one of my possum mugs
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I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent
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assign your mutuals a vibe
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
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April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior
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Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?
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