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I'm so serious rn why are Jamie's shorts literally half as long as everyone else's

#it’s for his brand dw #jamie tartt

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i miss them your honor :(

#ted lasso #jason sudeikis #brendan hunt #coach beard #rip to the quality of this pic

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honk shoo 💤...

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Ted Lasso X So Long London

#i will cry right now #do not test me

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I find chest hair, very sexy and that's why I think Jason along with Brett or some of the most attractive men from Ted Lasso. Like he needs someone who's going to treat him well and play with his chest hair and like feed him up thank you.

I am so glad I opened this because this Ted Talk (no pun intended, but also yes intended) SHOULD BE SHOUTED FROM ROOFTOPS.

Chest hair is hella sexy to me too. I think it’s so masculine and gorgeous. Brett is just — a forest of hair. Purrrr. But even Jason just has such a body for it. Lord. It’s just insane. We deserved more shirtless Ted and that dad bod for SURE but also more shirtless Roy. Always.

#(​S)CREAMING ABOJT THIS #i am feral for chest hair and i will not be apologizing

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I don't think we change per se, as much as we just...learn to accept who we've always been, you know?

TED LASSO - 3.12, "so long, farewell."

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Ted Lasso Text Posts 17/????

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Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso Sunflowers, Ted Lasso

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THE DIAMOND DOGS 💎  diamond cuts + their meanings

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i rewatched tumbledown yesterday then outlined an entire slow burn angst ted series yesterday?? one part finished, four maybe five more to go 👀

#if i don’t finish writing the entire thing before i post ill post two parts then never finish it #just a lil widow/single mom x ted #idk if anyone in the ted lasso fandom is into oc fics but that’s what you’re getting #four more parts that are actual plot then an extra if i think i can write ted smut #ted lasso #jason sudeikis #ted lasso fanfiction #might post here or my pedro writing blog idk

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ted lasso gotchis... 🥚

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#i bet this man loves newsies #jason sudeikis

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Jason Sudeikis with a fan at a Jimmy Buffet tribute concert in LA. - April 10, 2024.

#real #jason sudeikis #the jimmy buffet tribute concert only taught my how stoned that man got everyone

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Carnal Coffee Mornings // Ted lasso x reader

Summary: Ted surprises you with some morning coffee and some sexiness ensues.

Warnings: oral sex (f receiving)

Just a little something to get myself back in the swing of writing.

“Well, hey there Darlin’. Come on - sit down.”

Ted is standing in the kitchen, ushering his way towards you with a steaming cup of coffee in hand.

You make your way to the dining room table, taking the cup of coffee from his outstretched hands.

“Morning, Ted. What are you up to?” You ask with a laugh. Leave it to Ted to always have something up his sleeve when it comes to you.

“Just wanted to show you some lovin’ that’s all.”

You cock your head at him, “Ted, you do that everyday.”

“I know, I know but - we’ve both just been so busy lately and I feel like I haven’t really been able to spoil you like normal but…”

He trails off and his gaze lands on the clock in the corner. “It seems like we might have some extra time this morning.”

You open your mouth but he puts his hand up to shush you before you can protest.

“Now, I know we’ve both got work, you’re already dressed and I wouldn’t wanna ruin your pretty outfit, plus you’ve got coffee to drink before it gets too cold. So you sit right there and I’m gonna do the work.”

Of course. Ted is a giver. You shouldn’t have suspected anything different. You couldn’t help but squirm at the thought. Ted is making his way under the table, you hear him ask, “it okay if I move this skirt up, and take these panties off pretty girl?”

“Um - yes.”

You were trying to focus on your coffee, but good lord, he’s kissing your thighs. He couldn’t have really expected you to handle a hot beverage while he was between your legs, could he?

“Can’t wait to have a taste..” he murmurs against your pussy. The vibrations of his voice against your slit already has you gasping.

“T-Ted.” You let out rather breathlessly. Your hands instinctively move towards his hair and he groans against your pussy.

“Feel free to tug on my hair there, Darlin. Have fun with it. I know I definitely will.”

He fastens his mouth over your pussy, giving you an open mouthed kiss. You’re careful to try not to knock over your coffee cup as you steady yourself on the table. His lips and teeth are traveling over your cunt to your swollen clit, his nimble fingers teasing at your opening.

He pulls his mouth back, letting his fingers take over the job. “You seem pretty needy there, honey. You gonna take my fingers?”

Before you can get even let out a sound, however, his mouth is back to work. His tongue and fingers seeming to work in tandem. You scratch along his scalp as your hips rise against his tongue.

“Ah, patience.” He grumbles. Ted always likes take his time and appreciate you but good lord, this was a slowness you weren’t used to. There were so many slow strokes and kisses against your heat.

“You know what they say, right? Good things come to those who wait.” He paused pulls his mouth away and goes back to kissing your inner thighs and you can’t help but groan.

“I love hearing your breath hitch when I do this. Seeing you turn senseless cause of me? You spend so much time stuck up in that pretty little head of yours. I love having the chance to pull you out of it.”

God, even if you could think of something to say, you didn’t think your mouth would be capable of forming an actual response. He went back to kissing along the lips of your pussy, pausing to sink his tongue in as deep as he could, then withdrawing to suck on your clit again.

His fingers go back to work and he’s not letting up. “Can you feel my fingers baby? I love the way you respond to me. You’re so beautiful, you know that? You wanna cum, sweet girl?”

You didn’t take the time to question if he was teasing you. You nodded furiously. He kept stroking your walls and kissing your thighs and you were starting to worry you were becoming too sensitive.

“Lord. Your skin is so soft. I’ll never understand how you do that.” He murmurs almost more to himself than to you. “What if I just did this a little bit… harder?”

His fingers seem to move purposefully, pressing against all the tender spots his fingers have been skillfully avoiding this whole time. You head falls back and moan escapes you as he places the flat of his tongue against your clit, almost pressing down too firmly, his eyes flick up to see your head hanging back off the dining room chair, eyes closed.

He intertwines his arm around your leg, wrapping it behind his body. “Look down at me, baby.” His head gently nudges up, peaking his head out underneath the table. You turn your head down, eyes hooded, drinking him in.

“Put your hands around my neck and keep your eyes on me, okay? I want you to watch me devour your pretty body.”

You mindlessly did as you were told. You were in too much of a daze. “You’re mine, you know? And I’m yours. You fit so perfectly into me.”

Before you know it, you’re on the edge of climax.

“There we go. Let go for me.”

You’re gasping trying to come down from your high. You look at the cup of coffee in front of you, lukewarm and bordering on cold. It snaps you back to reality. You turn around anxiously looking at the clock.

Ted is acting like nothing happened. He pushes your skirt back down, and comes back up from under the table.

“Looks like it’s time to go work, huh sweetheart?”

“Yeah..” you were still in a daze. How was Ted so put together? As if he didn’t just make you come undone?

It’s only as you’re halfway out the driveway that you realize Ted never put your panties back on.

#god this fucking man #i am unwell

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I can't believe I'm meeting the woman who created one of the nicest humans I've ever met.

#will i ever be done crying about this show? #i think not

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TED LASSO (2020-2023) ↳ 1.02 - "biscuits"

I'm not entirely sure what y'all's smallest unit of measurement is over here, but that's how much headway I made.

#i love them your honor