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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

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my turn to do this because a.) my motivation is at the lowest it's ever been and b.) I don't have the confidence to do this without you slightly crazy people cheering me on

100 notes and i'll attempt to drink an adequate amount of water a day

200 notes, i'll turn my blog lime green for one week. (after that one week pasts, I'll try to make my blog aesthetically pleasing or whatever)

300 notes, and i'll post a fanfic about a random character- just send me an ask and I'll choose a character to write for (not posting a fan fic about shrek.)

400 notes, and i'll stop procrastinating and do the missing assignments that've been piling up on me (I have... over seven overdue assignments 🤡 )

500 notes, and i'll audition for musical theatre (surprise I can sing)

600 notes, and i'll start practicing my violin at least 5-6 times a week

700 notes, and i'll open writing requests on this blog for two days. (no more no less. anything after that, will be deleted.)

800 notes and i'll start saving up for a new laptop

900 notes and i'll start a corpo blog

1k notes, and i'll ask my parents to take me to a doctor to test if I have adhd

[bonus stuff:]

1.5k notes and i'll start a micro-nation blog

2k notes and i'll come out to my parents

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Some pages from The Moshi Monsters Ultimate Sticker Collection

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I think this is why they call them jumping worms

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Hi stinky :-)

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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers

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the complete saga

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are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

(pt 2)

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Someone requested Chilchuck and Hatsune Miku

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#winter coat #I already own an ominous cloak that I wear often

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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

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Whit but it’s Madoka. drew this 'cause my friend said that Whit would look cute in a pink dress as a mahou shoujo/magical girl. (I definitely didn’t draw Charles as Homura) (looks away)

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Statements I would absolutely love to see:

Person has grudge on inanimate object. This takes over their life.

Itching

My house hates me oh god oh god

My computer is fucking BLEEDING

I keep causing people's deaths and I don't know why I swear it's accidental

Trapeze artist dies falling from the trapeze over and over again

Teeth

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imagine you go out to watch something completely bad and unenjoyable. something like the emoji movie. imagine watching the emoji movie for the first time. and you walk out of the theater like “wow that was absolutely terrible, they completely bombed that film. lol i can’t believe they thought anybody would like that”. anyways you go to any social media on the car ride home and you see at least ONE 30 year old posting like “i’m really fixated on the emoji movie rn🥺 this is my fanart for my emoji movie au including my emoji movie ocs”. that’s my tumblr experience every day