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I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”

Which made me oddly happy. I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile. 

You should try it. It’s peculiarly enlightening.

I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking “Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!”

Happy Valentine’s Day.

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

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More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:

HES SEVENTEEN

He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.

He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.

Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.

He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)

Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.

If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.

He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.

He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.

He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.

The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.

He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.

Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.

Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.

He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.

He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.

He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.

HES SEVENTEEN.

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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People be like what kind of cats do you have and im like uhh the free kind?

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tfw you’ve been tasked to murder the prince of the northern water tribe but he’s really majestic

(they make a compromise)

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I made some fake vampire app mock-ups

(can't take credit for the "one-bite stand" pun but I can for the cool icon!)

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Matthew Perry was only 54 years old. Have you considered it's normal for people to want to know what happened? People don't expect people to die suddenly at 54. It's scary. As long as people aren't being invasive let them process death how they need to.

When Robin Williams died my dad was terminally and I spent my next two days off crying in bed and watching every movie Robin williams had ever been in

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lesbian vampire sex. you agree. reblog

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So I started The Blood Queen's defiance today (by Limitless Adventures, a DMless option for 5e) very quick and fun. Two of our party randomly generated their characters and both got half orcs. So we said they were related. "What's your character's name?" "Doc" "okay they have to rhyme" me "doc and brock" someone else "cock" and then the next time someone referred to them they said "cock and block" and I'm still in tears laughing over it four hours later.

Cock's player "I feel like I got the short end of the stick with these names"

"Yeah, you really got shafted"

Sometime later:

"Okay well you didn't remember how to roll initiative and I already wrote everyone else's in order so you just go last"

Cock's player: "I'm used to being penilized"

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Reminds me of a time at theater tech when two seniors were arguing over who had known my little brother longer. They both had a younger sibling in my brother’s grade who had been close to my brother in elementary school. Eventually I did cut in to say “well I’ve known him longest.”

it’s Important htat everyone fights over sokka bc like aang is like that’s my best friend i love him we have the bestest times but sokka is also the only guy close to zuko’s age and zuko’s like that’s MY best friend and suki is like… hguys i taught him to be feminist he’s in love with me he’s my best friend and toph is like sokka is the one person i talk to when im scared etc he’s my best friend?? and while katara is all like guys it’‘s just sokka what is even wrong with you he’s such a loser she’s also like he’s MY brother i get priority

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fuck it i'm riled up please enjoy t4t steddie

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finally remembered to post on here too LOL but anyway look at these DWEEBS

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Me and my friend on the phone for four hours yesterday while I cleaned my apartment and she made dinner for Easter brunch today.

Her husband in the background: “are you guys text RPing WHILE you’re on the phone?”

Her explaining that we text rp while in the same room also.