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Tim needs privacy. Damian refuses to give it to him. Tim hires Cass to bully him. She picks up a nerf gun and breaks a world record for "most consecutive hits on a moving target". Bruce finds nerf darts in the cave. Nerf is banned. Next week it will be super soakers.

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an ancient garashir for your viewing pleasure. found a cool brush to paint with and went hog wild

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

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The Great Angel

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the unholy trinity

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so like. snakes don't actually have long tails- their tails are infact pretty short- and basically all of their length comes from just having a very long torso.

so as far as "accurate" anthro snakes go.

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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.

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“They could’ve avoided all this if they just fucked” well consider they’ve actually been fucking the whole time and they’re just like this.

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i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

Will putting Hannibal's hand on his waist

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One of my favorite things is watching Hannibal with my lawyer husband. He becomes progressively more outraged. Every time. No matter how many times we rewatch it. Like he'll never forgive Will for not suing everyone. Suing the FBI is this man's Roman Empire.

You wouldn't believe the sheer force of his his disappointment when Freddie didn't bite it - "She's worse! (than Hannibal) How is she alive?! (to Will on screen) C'mon buddy,just this once,no one is going to miss her! She's trespassing,breaking and entering,we can spin that!" - so if you're ever wondering what a lawyer considers evil,it's apparently tabloid reporters.

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I had a vision and I had to put it on paper

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earthmover

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I take a shower when I can drag my depressed ass into the bathroom long enough lol

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小猫大鼠！袭来！

（是小赛和沈宝回去养壳咪的paro

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gul dukat calling the station: um hiiiiii guys did you miss me anyways can you find my divorce papers i think they were in the top left drawer in my office <3

ds9 answering machine :