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Getting a C on a test all like

Getting a B on a test all like

Acing the test all like

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Lets see.. *Hits my table* Anyone want to rp?

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Friend.. maybe he wants to be friends with you without you killing him friend..

I’m not exactly in a nice mood. Ever. Not when it comes to this guy.

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Friend.. What the fuck are you doing? Are you trying to kill someone! Its not fucking nice!

*Me in general*

You: How did you get into my house?

Me: BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!!

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"Can you make it quick? I've got to get back to defending this bridge."

"A Peacekeeper I gaze upon," the Promethean muttered. Sun saw a human adorned with a helmet and somewhat typical human military uniform. Over the upper part of the Peacekeeper, a black vest hugged that area. “Delicately threatening…”

"Not so...

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"She's a... what are you?" He asked holding his Flawket Launcher.

"A Peacekeeper I gaze upon," the Promethean muttered. Sun saw a human adorned with a helmet and somewhat typical human military uniform. Over the upper part of the Peacekeeper, a black vest hugged that area. “Delicately threatening…”

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"There not really. Agent Dev of the Agency." He looked at the woman. He said pointing to the large tower behind him. "Missouri right? Your at Pacific City."

Thespartanassassin wants to blow it up with him.

The Agent looked at the other coming onto the bridge. “What are you doing here? This bridge is off limits.” He said standing in front of her.

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I'll get to replies later.. sorry I'm very tired.

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"Uhh yeah.. I can pick up a tank.."

"We can always come back from the dead.."

#Sorry I don't have much #And I'm really fucking tired

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"We can always come back from the dead.."

"Oh now that makes more sense," Joe responded.  Well, aside from the “Vehicle designs” part… he added mentally.  He just assumed that he meant the entire vehicle, and not just the design specs.  ”I’m assuming these dead soldiers weren’t Agents like you? Can’t really see guys like you being taken down by baseline human terrorists.  Hell, even IVs like myself can handle your average terrorist, and we aren’t nearly as augmented as you are.”

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"Uhh.. no.. they never entered Agency tower. They stole each piece of tech from dead soldiers."

Eeyup, definitely augmented.  Pretty severely too, by the looks of it.  ”The Scorpion is the UNSC’s Main Battle Tank, but honestly I find the design of it to be rather flawed.  Driver’s only got a thin sheet of metal plating to protect the cockpit, and the turret’s easy to cripple if you know where to shoot.  Anyways, what you’re basically saying is that the Cell guys took everything except the kitchen sink? Or did they swipe the sink too?”

The fact that the cloning machine was destroyed didn’t sound too good for Joe.  The Cell probably knew that these Agent types are nasty people to fight, so they most likely cut them off at the source to ensure that they wouldn’t have to fight an army of them.  Not a bad decision from a strategic standpoint, but Joe had a feeling that it wasn’t gonna help them in the long run if the Agents are this augmented

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He took out two weapons, One was a Flocket Launcher and the other was a Homing Launcher. "There's a lot more.. Miniguns.. Sniper Rifles.. Rifles.. Explosives.. vehicle designs. As well.. the cloning machine blew up when I was created. Is that a Tank?" He said going over to the Scorpion. The Agent then picked it up without a care.

"Oh, zombies, wonderful.  It’s not like the Flood were bad enough, no, there’s another zombie threat out there,” Joe stated, completely deadpan.  ”Anyways, you’re a clone? That’s a surprise.  Not sure how that makes you a one-man army, unless of course clones like you are biologically augmented somewhere along the way.  I suppose that’d be slightly more ethical than how we made Spartan-IIs and IIIs.”

Stretching his neck for a bit, Joe then decided to mention, “Innies are human terrorists that the UNSC deals with.  They don’t like how the UNSC treats them, so they decide to become terrorists and blow everything up in the name of freedom.  Bunch of low-life scumbags if you ask me, they have no qualms with destroying civilian targets.  Now then, what sorta weapons did those Cell guys steal?”

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"There like.. zombies.. and the Cell is like a Terrorist group.. stole to many damned weapons from us." He replied. "I'm like a.. one man army.. since I'm a clone."

"Clever names," Joe snarked.  More seriously now, Joe said, "Can’t say I’ve heard of you guys before.  ’Course, I’ve been running into a lot of guys from places that aren’t on UNSC charts lately.  Me, my job is to protect the UNSC from hostile threats.

"The Infinity and the Spartan-IV Program that I’m in was designed to fight Innies, but we’ve wound up having to get into punchouts with the Covenant Remnant.  Basically a rogue faction of Alien Terrorists out to murder all humans.  Not an easy fight, especially since they got the Prometheans on their side, but we’re managing.

"Of course, we’d be doing better if it wasn’t for the fact that a good portion of the IVs are dumbasses who run out into the open when they’re supposed to be taking cover.  Lost too many good men that way.  Now…what’s this ‘Freak’ threat?"

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Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.

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"I'm Agent Dev of the Agency. I protect the people of Agency city from harm of the Freak threat." He placed the grenade back on his side. Even though the Cluster grenade would blow this entire room to shit with a rocket launcher on a friday night.

Agent Dev then looked at the other. “… Agent Dev. I was born February Third.” He said holding a Cluster Grenade.

#Oh yeah.. #Level 5 agents can jump 30 feet high and run 40 mph #Also they have shields and 4 lives #And can pick up tanks.

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Agent Dev then looked at the other. "... Agent Dev. I was born February Third." He said holding a Cluster Grenade.

Hello Friend..

#Umm its okay Friend #Also #Agents from Crackdown are more hardcore than spartans and more powerful.