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I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back I want them back.

Please.

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Apparently I will do anything to avoid working on my WIPs.

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sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

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banana blondies

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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

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big if true

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Nnnot sure what’s happened six months ago…? Anyway! Time for your weekly sword training session, go get changed or whatever you poofs do. Hurry up, he doesn’t have all day

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Strawberry Meyer Lemon Tart

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For once, advertisements on social media have been interesting. I got shown this online shirt shop, and honestly I love it, but mainly because of how many items I can imagine modern AU Ed Teach wearing.

A few of my favourite examples:

These for obvious reasons. Especially the second one as hello! The back tattoo!

There are loads of fish shirts here, but this one seemed most likely something Ed would wear.

Tonnes of cat ones too, and these stuck out to me for Ed the most. The first one made my brain scream ATTACKER CAT, and the second one just drew me in. Definitely has Teach vibes.

I can definitely see him wearing a lot of the trousers on there too, particularly in his Normal Guy era.

And a bonus hat for Stede:

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Please don’t look at me like that you two

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I maintain that the funniest thing that Taika Waititi could do if they do have a sex scene in OFMD is canonize Ed having a daddy kink. I know you angst demons would have a field day with it, but I personally would be squinting at Izzy going oooh daddy like "you listened at the door one too many times, didn't ya, you little freak"