light-i-am-a-straight-man

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

Please, do not make me block you.

I stiww see youw shadows in my woom cawn’t take bawck the wove thawt i gave uwu iwt’s tuwu the point whewe i wove awnd i hate uwu awnd i cannot change uwu so i must wepwace uwu (oh) easiew said than done i thought uwu wewe the owne wistening tuwu my heawt instead of my head uwu found anothew owne, but i am the bettew owne i won’t wet uwu fowget me

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

YOU ARE 19 YEARS OLD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? I'm starting to believe, you are not the man I followed. I pray you are him and are currently just making fun of someone who deserves it. amen

M-mommy... please give me bug juice I so so thirsty

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

I thought you were a heterosexual Man?

I can breed asexually I will make mra babies with myself.

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Some people are againist shipping? How else will they get items they ordered online?

not an anti or a pro-shipper but a third secret thing (adult with job)

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He looks quite disturbed while reading gay porn. Therefore I will pronounce this art, pro heterosexuality!

Not really a drawloween but I’m gonna try to draw every day… October first I drew Light Yagami reading porn

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

Cock and ball 𓂺ඞ

You can't have mine.

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

Beautiful pro male rights art! Yes please draw Light Yagami. If you do not want to draw Light Yagami, consider Patrick Bateman, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, or Jordan Peterson.

Hi Tumblr. i draw a lot of moobs <3

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

Very wise words! These feminists are also incredibly manly for women, yet their manliness doesn't compare to our's, so they become jealous of us men and imagine themselves as men in romantic or sexual situations to cope with their jealousy. This is one of the reasons yaoi is so popular with women.

These feminists have been treated badly thats why they assume good men like me are attracted to other men. Because normal does not exist to them.

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

He's an amazing dog. I've seen some very cute images of him with opinions I agree with written on them! The owners are teaching him well!

I like this dog. Do you like this dog? Just checking

Thank you for checking in on the fellow male. I like this dog. 

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The demons controlling the LGBTQ+ community are promoting a pro double suicide agenda. They want you to believe dying to be with eachother is romantic, instead of coming to the conclusion some things just aren't Godly.

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Come out of where? The mall food court full of annoying loud people and music, that I'm currently in? I hope so.

It bothers me how feminine this site is in all of it's functions. There is a pink color theme named pride. It is highly customizable so that women can live out their plastic surgery fantasies through their blogs. The usernames on here are all in lower case letters to protray the users as uneducated and submissive againist our will. It horrifies that I am being forcefully feminized everytime someone reads my username but I love to trigger snowflakes too much to let it drive me away from here.

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

mmm homophobia

I cannot tell if you mean "mmm" in a sexual moaning manner, agreeing manner or a disagreeing manner.

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

You think.

Because the site has a Pink color theme.

That you, yes, YOU, specifically, are being targeted and forcibly feminized.

You are a walking talking cliche.

Not just me, EVERY MALE AND MASCULINE FEMALE on this site is being forcefully feminized. Though I believe women should be feminine and Men should be Masculine, I find it very hypocritical for a site that values it's left wing beliefs to treat masculine women this way. God hates hypocrisy and so do I.

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

youre really on top of your trolling game holy shit can we make out

I play no games, especially not games of trolling. Games are for little boys and I turned 18 years old this year, so obviously they're not for me. The only way we could ever "make out" is if I strayed from Jesus Christ's love, which will NEVER happen! Also you should know, shit can never be Holy.

 Deuteronomy 23:12-14

“You shall have a place outside the camp, and you shall go out to it. 13 And you shall have a trowel with your tools, and when you sit down outside, you shall dig a hole with it and turn back and cover up your excrement. 14 Because the Lord your God walks in the midst of your camp, to deliver you and to give up your enemies before you, therefore your camp must be holy, so that he may not see anything indecent among you and turn away from you"

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you know kids these days and their deaths notes

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portrait practice

[light-i-am-a-straight-man]

For some situations yes women are a threat. Would you say that psychopath Jodi Arias was not a threat to Travis Alexander? When outside at night men can fear many things such as, wild animal attacks, drunk drivers who may or may not be female, robbers who may or may not be female, even though it sounds dumb to you schizophrenic men may be afraid of being abducted by aliens, and low light makes it very difficult to see, which could cause a man to trip, which would be very harmful if he is old or disabled. There is plenty of reasons why our ancestors stayed inside at night that aren't bad men's behavior.

“men are scared to go outside late at night too!” will always be the stupidest argument for misandry existing because who are they scared of? when a man fears going outside at night, who exactly does he fear getting attacked by? it really doesn’t matter how much they lie to themselves because we both know it’s not women who are the threat in any situation