Need to learn that happiness is an emotion, which come and go, and not a life goal
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Need to learn that happiness is an emotion, which come and go, and not a life goal
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My emotions are valid*
*valid does not mean healthy, or good, or to be privileged above common sense and kindness
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this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
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hersheywrites:
tumblgang:
codyslipring:
spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Yo, I deadass did not reblog her yesterday and some fucked up shit happened to me today.
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a woman: hi, how are you?
a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.
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The 6 Stages of Friendship
Stupid jokes
Getting to know each other
Inviting them to join you in outer space (optional)
Awkwardness
Telling them your tragic backstory
More stupid jokes
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fruit goth is where its AT
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today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”
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Being a good person is a choice. Don’t let people fool you into believing that truly good people never have bad thoughts, are never tempted by the easier path, by the low road, never mess up or act out selfishly. Never believe a person can be good without making a conscious effort.
Every single time you do something good, you’ve made a decision to make the world a little brighter.
Goodness is not an inherent trait, it is a choice. Keep making it! I see you, I’m proud of you, and I’m rooting for you!
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Many years ago I was playing tag with some friends and while being chased I jumped in my moms car and she drove me home so technically I still haven’t been caught. I’ve been on the run for 10 years
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me: i hate violence
also me: *sees a trump supporter*
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