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P l s why is this me

Don’t watch a series called Dream SMP.

Man this shit is so angsty on SO MANY MOTHERFUCKING LEVELS, YO!

I was talking to one of my internet friends and he sent me three links only labeled “Dream SMP”.

I said to this dude “What’s this shit?” He just giggled and said “Just watch it :). And make sure NOBODY IS AROUND when you’re watching it.”

Then I thought it was some sort of weird fan-series or some strange shit.

But then I watched the first season and I was like “yooooo, what the FUCK” Then I continued and I was like “YOOOO”

AND THEN THEY BLEW UP THE MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY and I was like “YOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

I couldn’t FUCKING believe what I just SAW.

It was like Satan had written a minecraft roleplay.

Shit was so ANGSTY, yet, YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT

THEN SEASON TWO And it was like “TWO OF THEM! THOSE KIDS… YO… THOSE KIDS.” AND THE GUY EXILED HIM, AND THEN HE.. YOOOOOO…

THEN THAT KID TOOK THE DISCS AND YOOOOOOOOOO

IT WAS LIKE YOUR FRIEND WANTED TO ROLEPLAY WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT,

AND IT WAS SO ANGSTY AND SAD.

YOU JUST.. KEEP WATCHING IT. AND THAT’S WHAT I FUCKING DID!

Then I watched season three. THREEEEEEE

AND IT WAS.. THREEEEEEEEEE! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!

AND TOMMY WAS HIS NAME

TOMMY WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME!

OH MY GOD!

I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN.

I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO DREAM. 

SO I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ALL RIGHT NOW,

DON’T WATCH A MINECRAFT SERIES CALLED DREAM SMP!

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y’all keep going on about your “sleepy bois found family” but what about how tubbo and ranboo- ‘no sides, no war’ ranboo- have openly declared they will rain hell down upon anyone who dares to harm michael? how’s that for your found family

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mcyt personality type chart (according to personality database)

who do you share a type with?

(i didnt get to tag everyone cuz i ran out of room, oops)

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Puffy wanted to give Michael a gift so she went to his room but Ranboo and Tubbo logged in SO FAST to tell her to leave. They're legitimately terrifying with how quickly they surrounded her, God have mercy on anyone who actually tries to hurt Michael

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dream team house doodle dump part 2 !! 💚💙❤️ (part 1 here)

this time for my beloved @genofeve, @westywallowing & @alamortd <3 hope u liked it!

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Here they all are! Had fun designing them all 

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concept: ghostbur, karl and ranboo make a club called 'the forgetters' but they keep remaking it because they forget that they made it

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rivals (affectionate)

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Ranboo hiding behind single blocks like this while following Bad and Techno becomes so much funnier when you remember his character is canonically THREE BLOCKS TALL

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Roman on an adventure! I think? I tried my hardest on the background

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The Middle

I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!

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"the education system traumatizes students it deems stupid" and "the education system traumatizes students it deems gifted" are two concepts that can and should coexist.

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HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

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Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

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being falsely accused has to be the worst feeling (x)