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Only things the ML Fandom knows

Punz

Cats

Croissants

Straight jackets

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Why I don’t have many friends

Friend: so which filter you like better on me: june, valencia, noir—

Me: KITTY

Friend: ??

Me: *hisses*

Friend: *backs away* dude wtf

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Yukio: bish get yo ass in here rn

Rin: *sweatdrops* um y-yeah?

Yukio: …

Rin: …

Yukio: stop leaving the goddamn lights on

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Why im still single

Me: call me m’lady

Nonexistent future bf: what

Me: *agrestively spins yoyo* did I fucking stutter

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The Practice of Fandoms

Fandoms are like a religion. They have rules you can never break, they give you gospel and purpose, and they require much practice & rituals also known as “fangirling.” Some practitioners who are more passionate with their faith become missionaries to spread the word in order to expand their followers therefore recruiting newly born fangirls and fanboys. Most deeply believing members collect special relics to represent their faith, such as volumes or mangas of these epic stories, garments displaying their symbols, special tapestries or paintings known as “fan art,” jewelry, and even merchandise of said Fandom. Being a dedicated fan takes much time and commitment and often calls for daily sacrifices such as social life, homework, exercise, daylight, or friends. But it’s a small price to pay for a happiness that brings you peace and harmony and occasionally insanity. Welcome to Fandoms.

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OTP-Scenerio 25

Person A: “looking back on it I think my hamster was dieing…”

Person B: “What the he!! are you talking about?”

Person A: “I thouught it was yawning…but I think it may have been choking! I mean instead of helping it I took video and posted it!”

Person B: “I am concerned for you…”

{This story happened with a friend of mine}

I also thought this would be appropriate BECAUSE TUMBR IS DIEING 😭😭😭 *Tears*

Anyway hope you guys are doing well!

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this was not what i expected to see on my facebook feed today

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HOLY FUCK THAT WATERMELON THO

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

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bf: babe come over

me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: are any of us really, truly….home?

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Maybe he had melonoma

Melondramatic

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Lmao I love these

★ cute date ideas ★

- stargazing; sitting on a hill or roof looking at the stars. a blanket might be nice depending on how soft the grass is

- picnic; probably at a park. make food you know your babe likes

- observatories; looking at stars and constellations, go to one of the little shows. point out ones you know!!

- aquariums; looking at the pretty fish!! maybe get them a little goldfish or stuffed goldfish if you know they’d kill it

- museums; like art museums or science museums. nerd

- going on a walk/run/bike (make sure to bring music); unless you’re a lazy piece of shit, then just stay home

- napping together; which is what you do if you didn’t do the one above

- rollerblading/ice skating; depending on the weather. if they fall help them up, buy them nachos, request a cute song

- lasertag, destroy them bitches

- playground; swinging, seesawing, playing hot lava monster

- seeing a movie; maybe godzilla or some romantic movie idk

- go to a garden!! botanical ones are cool!! if they have a gift shop buy them a cute lil plant necklace

- take them shopping if you have money and they like getting stuff for free

- go flower picking; make them a flower crown and make a bouquet if you want to be a smooth motherfucker

- traditional dinner date; idk this sounds boring but whatever man it’s ur life

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Lmao Alin

Imagine person A of your OTP is somewhere, on their own or in a crowd is up to you, but it’s mostly quiet and they’re just minding their own business. This calm is shattered by a sudden really loud wail of profanity from somewhere nearby.

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Now imagine this with Solangelo

Imagine your OTP are building something or installing something or something. They have the instructions right in front of them but they’re still scratching their heads and getting confused over this thing

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Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

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Imagine Your OTP

Imagine your OTP acting like a married couple.

They know each other’s coffee orders, and often pick up coffee for each other.

If one says something rude or out of line, the other one gives them a warning glare.

The one who never gets cold always brings a jacket, because the one who always gets cold always forgets one.

They always sit next to each other, without even discussing it.

Whenever the group goes out to eat, they can always order for the other if one is running late.

The more organized one reminds the less organized one of appointments.

Whenever someone wants to know where one is, they ask the other.

One day, someone sees them interacting, and asks how long they’ve been married.

They’re very confused, because they definitely aren’t even dating.

What happens next is up to you.