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when i block strangers it's because i am sexy and smart and know how to curate my online space when a stranger has me blocked they're a fucking hater
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I’ve been saying this
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Dude for real though your worth as a human being is not dependent on how productive or “useful” you are. You could do nothing but lay in bed all today and you’d still be worthy of respect and care. Bro you are a living breathing human being and your life has inherent value. Like straight up you don’t have to do something impossible or world changing with your time on earth in order for you to matter. We are all specks of dust in the cosmos and the fact that you exist at all means you are important. Dude you don’t have to earn the right to live bro, like I swear bro, like no cap.
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>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
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Friendly reminder that Marvel is under BDS boycott because of their new Captain America moving featuring an Israeli propaganda character named Sabra. That means comics, movies, tv shows, all of it.
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The gift has been giveth i can post squeaky toy chilchuck now. Behold!
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normal sex couldn't fix them but weird possesive sex could
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I am so fucking done with your incessant reblogging of that stupid anime girl maraca post. I've seen it time and time again, and it's starting to make me want to find your location and violently rip your head off your neck. I'm blocking you. Good fucking riddance you annoying piece of trash.
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“Why did God create the appendix? So that surgeons don’t go hungry.”
— A surgeon
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BEST FRIEND!
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bitches just want us all to be perfectly perisex more than anything
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new type of guy discovered
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"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES
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