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[littlemisswolfie]

The worst thing filmmaker’s ever did was decide that because it’s called “Dracula” it must be because it’s about the actual guy Dracula and his melancholic woes and alluring world of darkness and seduction and not the fact that every single character in the book hates him. Every single worker he comes across cusses him out and tells him he’s ugly and his vibes are rancid. Jonathan Harker wants to chop him up with a machete Quincy wants to shoot him so bad Renfield wants to crush his windpipe Van Helsing and Seward and Arthur and Mina and everyone else want him dead by impalement and decapitation. It’s called “Dracula” because every single character wants a piece of that bastard.

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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

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Aqua to ruby in chapter 93:

Onk as tweets part 3 tho the other two were lost in the fires of my deleted account

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GENETICS ARENT REAL GENETICS ARENT REAL GENETICS ARENT REAL GENETICS ARENT REAL GENETICS ARENT REAL—

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Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????

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My lil meow meow 🐱🤍

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Ah yes. Katagiri Yuichi. The true supporter of gender equality. An ally if you must.

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I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

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I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me

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I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

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what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review

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okay concept. Paulina likes to make herself pretty nails however she adds a little contraband ectoplasm to the structure and now she can scratch ghosts like a furious cat

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