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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

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it irritates me to no end when people say north american birds are dull in comparison to other countries’ birds

blue jay

american kestrel

painted bunting

yellow-throated vireo

cerulean warbler

baltimore oriole

american goldfinch

northern cardinal

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when you forget to clean the dryer filter

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steven universe gets a lot of shit and ive only seen one season so who am i to say? maybe it deserves it.

but today i was babysitting a little girl for the first time and she asked me the question i fear the most “are you a boy or a girl?” i launched into the usual “y’know im not really any of those” and was prepared for the worst but she just nodded and said “so youre like stevonnie!” and immediately moved on.

so like. thank u miss rebecca sugar i owe you my life ma’am.

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시발비용 = Fuck-it Expense

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No offence but you know what's really weird about America? You've got hardly any history past a couple of centuries. No medieval castles, no Roman walls, no bronze age settlement sites. Is there even anything for archeologists to dig for?

People have been here for quite some time, they’ve only been white for 500 years

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