Sleepy Eepy Mareepy
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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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Me if I were a dog
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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it
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