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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man鈥檚 carrier on the counter: hi he鈥檚 here for shots and a nail trim and he鈥檒l need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it鈥檒l take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we鈥檒l try without first and we鈥檒l let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?
The Courier :
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Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she鈥檚 the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she鈥檚 STILL ALIVE. We don鈥檛 hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.
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I really like how many of the world鈥檚 most iconic structures and places are just right next to some of the most mundane stuff imaginable, for example
Stonehenge
Is right next to a busy road
The Pyramids of Giza
Are at the outskirts of Cairo
Niagara Falls
Are part of the town of the same name
And Agrippa鈥檚 Pantheon
Is crammed inside downtown Rome
It just so interesting to notice.
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swimsuit contest winners
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what the fuck did I just download
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still have no idea what I'm doing but blender has been fun!!
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