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Otter teaches human how to pet him.

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rewriting stuff… is the bane of my existence, like it def makes me a better writer and more coherent, but it’s like dragging myself kicking and screaming through the caves of self-doubt and artistic tantrums

no wonder Stephen King said ‘To write is human, to edit is divine,’ rewriting a second draft from scratch is some sort of Herculean challenge

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Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

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I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!

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They are just like me forreal

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i'll talk trash about D&D 3/3.5 all day long but i gotta say the core book cover aesthetic fucked so hard. everyone got hyper burned out on this kind of thing 20 years ago because everybody did it all at once for a while but look, get over here and gaze with new and forgiving eyes.

3rd ed went "oh wouldn't it be sick if we made them look like fantasy books?"

and 3.5 fucking doubled down.

do you not wish to crack open a fucking tome, boy?

do you not wish to gaze upon my magical spells?

they were so filled with fantasy and wonderment that the nostalgia reprint premium edition in 2012 was like oh shit we dreamed too big we gotta reduce the whimsy so nobody knows we were cringe in middle school.

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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

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Was staring at a piece of infrastructure, pondering on the strangeness that, as sturdy as it was, it required maintenance and eventually replacement. That everything was like this – except for biological constructs that could perpetuate themselves. But they mutate. So – what if we could build everything out of biology? Our sinks and bridges become immortal – yet destined to become eerie, shifted, unrecognizable things within thousands of years.

#horrorcore #eeriecore? #i fucking love this

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normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

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A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

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All hail Volcano Snail

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I have tried for years to discover something, anything, about this card with no success.

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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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day 847383638483 of bugging my mutuals to draw the crime cousins. they stole jotaro’s car

big mac.

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aughhh theremins are so cool

I love me some eldritch, incomprehensible ghost speak in fics, but in my heart ghost speak sounds like a theremin being played.

Like, it's one of those instruments that can sound so much *like* a human voice, and sound nothing like one all in the same song. It can make kind of chipping noises, it can make some truly horrifying sounds. It can be beautiful, it can be creepy, it's peak ghost speak to me

(Also just love the idea of people playing the theremin at ghosts to join the ghost speak convo being like the meme of when people meow to their cats, but like are saying "taxes" or "ketchup" in response to "hi" lol)

Anyway please juat imagine Danny & the other ghosts sounding like this while they talk/fight: