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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….

#started getting into fanfic at like age ELEVEN which is way too young considering the things I saw #in the fucking VICTORIOUS FANDOM #Sooo that means I’ve been writing fanfic for a good 14 years 🥲

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it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

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I love subjects and topics

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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“Black-Briar Mead is just fine, if you need something to wash the dirt off a riding horse’s hooves.”

–Sabjorn

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Woah I better calm down

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muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

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I love when wikipedia articles have punchlines

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lindsay lohan taking photos of the paparazzi with a disposable camera, 2004 📸

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So I’m replaying Lonesome Road

#yes yes the trailer weve all stopped and cried in or on it