You know, I’ve worked here for 19 years, and it took me 18 to figure out what UCF actually stands for. I mean sure, we’ve all heard the usual ‘Under Construction Forever’ or ‘U Can’t Finish’ or whatever. But it took 18 years of trying to get to my classroom amidst parking madness and constant renovations to finally realize what UCF actually stands for: Ultimate Cluster Fuck.
One of my professors this semester, who is now my favorite (via acanerd)