llocalgoblinn

[llocalgoblinn]

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

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Headcanon that because Data doesn't need to eat he really only uses the replicator in his quarters for spot's food so whenever someone replicates something she thinks it's for her. Geordi gets a cup of coffee in the morning and spot hears the replicator sound and just immediately runs up to him meowing

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laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball

[llocalgoblinn]

3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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jesus no

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Orpheus and Eurydice by Tyler Miles Lockett

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they hate penis on this website. they hate when you show a boaner they hate when you show cock. the throbbing scares them

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i’m being so serious when i say you do not walk out of supernatural the same person you were

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They would’ve loved you in the 80’s

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free use is more than just fucking whenever they want, free use is fingers through my hair while I’m cooking, free use is pressing against my slit while I’m drawing, free use is kissing my shoulders and neck and back when they’re exposed, free use is gentle and reassuring touches, free use is finding different ways to fondle my tits and grab my ass any time of the day, free use is kisses all the time, free use is love without words and full trust

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Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long

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framing pussy as something small and passive and receptive is fun but limiting. like yeah yeah tight wet pussy getting pounded. whatever. love that. im also here for fat cunt smothering and clamping down violently around fingers and dicks like industrial machinery & i highly recommend you get into it too

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Protector of the lake