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I am still obsessed with the fact that the warrior of light canonically carries up to 2000 smartphones on their person at any given time and uses them like money to pay for stuff

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Oof.

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"...And I take comfort in the knowledge that whatever tribulations Azem may face, they will overcome. That whatever the future may hold, it will be livelier for their part in it."

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I remembered I had a role swap au so have a doodle

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Estinien: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Aymeric: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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i'd like to report a murder.

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i miss him

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youre an angel, im a dog

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Gosh I love the Ancients so much!!!!!

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for my fellow solitaireheads

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heavensward really has all types of elves good boy, feral, and bishonen

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My hottest take about Heavensward I guess is that Haurchefant should have come on the Dravanian road trip. For being such a major character in HW we get to do surprisingly little with him until the very end. Just imagine: Ysayle like "I will expose the truth and tear down the Holy See," and Estinien all "I'M GONNA STAB NIDHOGG SEVENTY-SEVEN TIMES" and Haurchefant in the middle like, "Is it not a sign of Halone's blessing that we are here together, comrades all, working for the good of Ishgard!! 😊😊😊" He'd have been so proud of Alphinaud for building his little campfire. And he'd have fucking loved the moogles.

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hythlohajus save me... save me hythlohajus...