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Back at it again with more half-assed astrology content 🤠

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scorpio capricorn virgo aquarius taurus placements rly be like: imagine having a crus🤢🤢🤢 having a cr 🤢🤢🤮 having feelin🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮 emotio🤢🤮 i cant even say it 🤮🤢

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some astrology posts r literally like

taurus: ur so sexey and full of rights

aquarius:

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once i met a taurus cradled and asleep on a rose petal, undisturbed by the noise of the world, ‘do you know the time?’ i asked, and she woke angrily to remind me that she is actually a flower child and it’s the hibernation of winter 

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people who dont know about astrology will see a chart that has gemini or scorpio in it and say its demonic

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Most to Least Funniest Signs

Sagittarius/Gemini Aquarius Leo Scorpio Aries Libra Taurus Cancer Virgo Pisces Capricorn

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any astro post talking about earth signs being boring or least funny is wrong but that post in particular…virgo is ruled by mercury how we not makin people bust guts? what is scorpio doing? crying?

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R. I P. 💣📿🌑

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all air sign girls are completely incoherent and i think that’s very sexy of them

[localastrologer]

I found these cool sun/moon combination explanations

You can find your moon sign here.

Tag the title it gives you. (:

Aries Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Taurus Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Gemini Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Cancer Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Leo Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Virgo Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Libra Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Scorpio Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Sagittarius Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Capricorn Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Aquarius Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

Pisces Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon

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Y'all I’m dyin

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Yes I believe in astrology. No I don’t believe in astrology.

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What do you guys think of this chart I found. Considering I am a gemini

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he’s a scorpio venus

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aquarius lilith

presumptuous, intiuitive, demanding, egotistic

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(Other fire signs: Leo & Sagittarius)