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Some sweet gators from twitter!

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The owl man has returned to their nest, I will live to see another day

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The owl man was beaming thoughts into my head and he wants to kill me, I had a panic attack and asked to go home but the owl man is following me, I am going to board myself up in my house with a kitchen knife until he stops his hunt

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I got a date! My nice boss texted me and said they had somebody they’d like me to meet, i’m so excited!

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I just bought a shirt that says Cuddle Whore

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I am waiting for work to be over, but a man dressed as big foot has entered the store, and i’ve been instructed to follow him since because I am in his same weightclass we share the same bloodline

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Drinking a fresca and waiting for my lunch to start, and some asshat wiped their snot on the wall. There’s so much blood in it

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Late to work, luckily it was just my nice boss, she only squawked angrily at me and flapped her massive wings in annoyance

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I made alfredo with keto noodles, it was so wet it was basically water. The flavor was there but the consistency! Absolutely dreadful 2/10

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I was binge eating ribs in the kitchen, and somebody said “What an absolute food slut” and honestly I couldn’t agree more

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I’m over hearing a non existent conversation about two bros who keep talking about their sex lives, but the subtle romantic undertone makes me think they’re mutually pining for each other. I’d say something but i’m invested in my videogame so I won’t

#gaystuff #eavesdropping

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Vandalized a park swing set tonight, the owl man was there, kept telling me to make better choices but crimes are fun

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Taking a fat dump, but I keep making eye contact with these eyes just popping up behind my window, i’m on the second floor : /

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My friend is over, we’re chilling on my bed, I placed my foot on her booby, we both scream

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I’m getting Qdoba with my mum, I love mexican food. Hope I don’t throw up

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Saw a parrot outside of a goodwill, when I said hello it said “Hello bitch” in a thick bird accent.

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It’s dark now, imma gonna be going home soon to eat some ribs. Dunno what animal they’re from, but my mum said it’s best not to ask