trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
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SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
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I told her to go find a toy and she brought me a leaf.
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AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY BUT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
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