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google know’s it’s stuff,

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i'll have what i'm having

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Salt your stink, miss?

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A hexagonal storm with a diameter of 25,000 km raging at the north pole of Saturn.

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Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was having sex with iTunes on shuffle and I came during "Best" from Mouth Silence.

having sex with iTunes

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an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

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Vintage Ann Shaffer Bejeweled Porcelain Borzoi Figurine

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I can easily perform my duties as the Supreme pontiff of the Roman catholic church I can safely perform my duties as the Supreme pontiff of the Roman catholic church My papal encyclicals are important The Roman curia is helpful to me and respects my authority The Holy See has a good relationship with the government of Italy and the Italian catholic dioceses Cardinals are nice to me Swiss guardsmen are nice to me I look cute in a mitre I am capable and worthy to occupy the seat of St. Peter I can quickly and easily identify conspiracies to undermine my authority Conspiracies against me fail quickly and easily I am loved and respected by the catholic laity and clergy I am beloved by nuns I am not afraid to enter and occupy my small bulletproof glass chamber during the papal motorcade Occupying a small chamber made of bulletproof glass is not scary   My papal motorcade is easy and being enclosed in the bulletproof pope cage does not make me upset or scared I enjoy my motorcade and do not have a panic attack because of being enclosed in a pope-sized chamber The popemobile is safe for me The popemobile cannot hurt me Celibacy is OK

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#FUUUUUCK

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#thanks thank you

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If your a pikmin just be careful ok