“I love the fact they have all this history and that they’ve known each other since they were 11 years old, so the love between them is so deep, earnest, and pure… We’ll give you what you want, two middle-aged, kinda attractive people making out” - David Harbour killing me instantly.
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dracula is my manic pixie dreamgirl and my housewife and my best friend and my rotten soldier
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it is wild to see lucy go on and on about this guy's good traits and then be like oh and he's the head of a lunatic asylum GIRL RED FLAG AHOY?
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did you know That’s When (Taylor’s Version) and August are in the same key and bpm? well here’s a quick mashup
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I love the huge cultural differences in Space Marvel™… Asgardians like speak in iambic pentameter and use beatiful, eloquent words and then the guardians are like “y'all’d'nt’ve'f'i'dn’ve!”
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miss americana is a year old this week
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dorothea | t.s.
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thinking rn about the fact that folklore is the first time i’ve actually related to multiple songs and lyrics in a taylor swift album~
highlights include:
• i hit my peak at seven
• i’ve never been a natural all i do is try try try
•i can change everything about me to fit in
•look at this idiotic fool/godforsaken mess
• i’ve been having a hard time adjusting, had the shiniest wheels now they’re rusting
•leaving like a father, running like water :D
• i [had a marvellous time] ruin[ing] everything
•still trying everything, to keep you looking at me
•still a believer, but i don’t know why
•all of seven
•wasted like all my potential (okay not the wasted part)
•finally, i want auroras and sad prose
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Signs as Tiffany Pollard Gifs
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
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The signs as lyrics from Betty by Taylor Swift
Aries: “In the garden, would you trust me, if I told you it was just a summer thing?”
Taurus: “Would you tell me to go fuck myself, or lead me to the garden?”
Gemini: “You heard the rumors from Inez, you can’t believe a word she says, most times, but this time it was true”
Cancer: “Betty, right now is the last time I can dream about what happens when you see my face again”
Leo: “Slept next to her, but I dreamt of you all summer long”
Virgo: “The worst thing that I ever did was what I did to you”
Libra: “The only thing I wanna do is make it up to you, so I showed up at your party”
Scorpio: “I was walking home on broken cobblestones, just thinking of you”
Sagittarius: “I’m only seventeen, I don’t know anything, but I know I miss you”
Capricorn: “I was nowhere to be found, I hate the crowds, you know that”
Aquarius: “Will you kiss me on the porch in front of all your stupid friends?”
Pisces: “If you kiss me, will it be just like I dreamed it? Will it patch your broken wings?”
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The signs as lyrics from Cardigan
Aries: “I knew you’d miss me once the thrill expired”
Taurus: “Your heartbeat on High Line, once in twenty lifetimes”
Gemini: “Playing hide-and-seek and giving me your weekends”
Cancer: “Hand under my sweatshirt, baby kiss it better”
Leo: “Vintage tee, brand new phone, high heels on cobblestones”
Virgo: “I knew you’d haunt all of my what-ifs”
Libra: “Leaving like a father, running like water”
Scorpio: “When I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed, you put me on and said I was your favorite”
Sagittarius: “You drew stars around my scars, but now I’m bleeding”
Capricorn: “A friend to all is a friend to none”
Aquarius: “When you are young they assume you know nothing”
Pisces: “Tried to change the ending, Peter losing Wendy”
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I’m having a break down over The Last Great American Dynasty!!! Taylor tells the story of Rebekah Harkness and all the trouble she caused in Watch Hill Rhode Island with her insane parties, feuds with neighbors and her general debauchery that was the talk of the town. And then she died and Holiday House sat quietly for 50 years, “free of women with madness, their men and bad habits” AND THEN Taylor has the audacity to say “And then it was bought by me // I had a marvelous time ruining everything” because Taylor was know for her crazy parties there and her “men and bad habits” and we know there were tabloids publishing stories of her fighting with people in town. I REALLY underestimated this song upon first listen. Holy SHIT.
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"there will be no further commercial, there will just be folklore"
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