The Intergalactic Travels of the Madbury Club :: MAXICO :: Chapter Three :: Lost Archives Edition.
There are places in this world where you can watch a fish walk out of water onto land, dance on some coals and lay down on a plastic plate while a bubble gum colored vinyl table cloth sticks to your thigh. You should get yourself to these places as often as possible. Also, seals do not fuck around. Mas Tectate Por Favor.