we should legalize polyamorous marriage for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like
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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.
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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.
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I hate this so much.
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All my haters become taters when i harvest the root vegetables of success
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“I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or glee. I have also told them not to work for companies which make massacre machinery, and to express contempt for people who think we need machinery like that.”
~Kurt Vonnegut, “Slaughterhouse-Five”
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"I don't want to associated with you."
Okay buddy then why are we donning complementary colour palettes.
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I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.
ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.
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I just want queer safety and queer happiness
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I couldn’t resist
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haters will see you cast a cantrip and say you cant afford a spellslot
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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we were fucking ROBBED of lionfish mipha WHY DID THEY MAKE HER SO BORING WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!
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