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Or something like that

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Rereading the part in new moon where aro tries to convince Edward Alice and Bella to join the volturi and I realized it sounds exactly like when companies try to pull the "we're a family here" schtick

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no no no, it’s totally fine—will you excuse me for a moment? (steps outside to shriek and sob)

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baddest bitch on the hellmouth

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Edward from Twighlight

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I love Edward Cullen. He's not vampire-y enough for the vampire fans. He's not human enough for the slice of life fans. He's just some guy acting on weird impulses and drinking some deer blood when it's convenient for the plot. Love him.

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just a reminder that "listened to marginalized people about their oppression" means "people know their own experiences better than you do" not "the most oppressed person in the room is always right about everything"

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I know we joke about it a lot but I truly cannot believe edward said “it’s the fluorescents” and walked away mid-conversation

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was wondering whether twilight vampires can fart then realized that if they could smeyer would probably say their farts smell like flowers or something

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this is my reaction to edward as well

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I am passionate about my hatred for ranch

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you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

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The bond forged between us was not one that could be broken by absence, distance, or time. And no matter how much more special or beautiful or brilliant or perfect than me he might be, he was as irreversibly altered as I was. As I would always belong to him, so would he always be mine.

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Awhile back, I was doing some research that led me to Neil Gaiman's online journal. But as I was looking through old posts for it, I got very distracted by an entry from 2008.

https://journal.neilgaiman.com/2008/02/102-pages-so-far.html

I’m going to need you all to scroll down to the bottom of that entry. Please.