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©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

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Witch Bunny

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here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

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me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

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I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

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#gin

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Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.

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haters will see me and be beset by locusts