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“You will be the rightful King of the Six Duchies, of the Out Islands, of all the Cursed Shores! All. I will give you all your dreams, if only you come back!” My dream was dead in my arms. I continued to walk.

#I’m gonna die #I can’t believe this is on my dash 3:30 on a Friday #weekend RUINNEDDD IM CRTYINF NOW #ROTE #FOOL’S FATE #EVERYTHING CAPS LOCK #thank u mellowthorn beautiful as always #and HESRTBREAKING

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just had yet another client tell me I have a soothing and calming voice lmao maybe I should have been a therapist

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how did we just become ok with sitting at a desk in front of a computer for 40 hrs a week LET ME OUT I want to walk around :( my back hurts :(

#ME AND MY 0 WINDOW OFFICE TRAPPPPPED!!!!!

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Kaladin scores a bingo!

Kaladin is one of the several characters I had in mind when I started this blog. He's gets extra points for looking like Jesus as well.

Art credit: zirael_art

Also submitted by: @hoidwithaspaceship

#SUFFERED MORE THAN JESUS!!!!!!!

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bro I have to go to court next week because they don’t know how to read their own rules wtf

#I feel like they are gaslighting me deadass. like hello???? #not a good combo bc (1) this is my first thing in court ever (2) this particular court has never done what I’m asking before…. #(3) the clerk is GHOSTING ME #so bitch we’re both clueless! but there are rules girl!

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omg I feel like such a hater saying this but my boyfriend was gone last night and bro it was soooo nice to be able to spread out on my bed and sleep diagonally again lmao I need to multitask while sleeping and stretch the fucked up side of my body 😭

#anyone else have a fucked up side of their body lmao #it all started when I was 18 months old and broke my femur….

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best notification possible

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#my boyfriend and some of my best friends are from working at six flags #my brothers in arms

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"That stone-dropping-into-a-well lurch of my heart" no one has ever been more down bad than fitz when he wrote that

#FITZCHIVALRY BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!! #rote

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one of my favourite underrated moments is when beloved tells fitz how bee is their love-child and fitz is trying to rack his brain for when he had sex with the fool. LIKE, rote is a romcom actually

#kombucha reaction vid literally #rote #fool’s quest #fitz and the fool trilogy

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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 10/14/11, 7:12:03 PM.

#TOUGH

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fitz narration: i experienced an Emotion that i quickly chose to push away and ignore. not telling you which one tho

#lmaoooo #rote

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

#rand al'thor

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Rand scores our first ever bingo! Great job buddy!

Artist credit: juliacarl_art

Submitted by: @clearancecreedwatersurvival

#lmaoooo #wheel of time #Rand al’thor #wot book spoilers

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"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window