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Hmm… what if I bring you to a couple of gatherings and just let you mingle?
What are you planning with the knowledge of my type?
As your father™️ it is my responsibility to look out for people who would make suitable partners for you, Asta. It’s important that I know what you like.
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How should I introduce you to people?
What are you planning with the knowledge of my type?
As your father™️ it is my responsibility to look out for people who would make suitable partners for you, Asta. It’s important that I know what you like.
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What are you planning with the knowledge of my type?
As your father™️ it is my responsibility to look out for people who would make suitable partners for you, Asta. It’s important that I know what you like.
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I wouldn’t be opposed…
BIRDS. Ḇ̵͆́̒̄͛̈́͊͠͝I̷̢̧̨͕̪̪͚̩̭̠͒̾̌̅͋̍͛͘͝R̴̛̲̯̪̙̖͙̱͕̯͙̓̈̆͛͐̂̀͘D̴̗̱̰̰̤̪̥̝̭̱̩͊̈͑́͋̿͛̐̆͋͝͝ͅŞ̵͕̗͓̼̪͔̔͌̇̂̾́̿͑́̉͌̀̅͘͠ͅ.̶̟͉̭̤͈̤͙̦̝̊͐͊͛͗̊̎̇̈́͛̃̆͋ B̶̢̢̡̩̪͔̺͖͇̊̾͋̑͑͘̚͜͠ͅĬ̸̢̡̨̧̧̧̼͍̳̩̻̗͉̲͈̹͉̟̤͕͉̹̺̭͈̹̯͜ͅŖ̴̛͙͓͓̘̹̳̼̟̣̘̖͍̹̳̱̬̗͍̘̬̤̩̘͉̒̈́͋̅̈́́̾̂̈͑͊̏̏̿̑͂̾̎͛͊̓͊̚͘̕̚͠͝D̶̨̛͔̦͓̺̓̄̆̅̀̑͋̓͛͌̀̈́̃̈̓͆̾͌̀̅͐͊͋̋͛̀͘͠ͅS̸̢̬͉̩̺͎̼̫̜͈̭̓͛̿̔.̵̡̢̧̨̡̢̭̝̟̰̤̝͕̹̠͈̗͕̙͎̹͓͉̹̟̉́̈́̒́́̑̅̃͋͂́̾͗̄
B̶̨̨͍͈̥̰̟͇̪͔̦̲̩̩̦̠͇̮̫̺͇͕̰̝͓͇͓͓̰̻̮̤͓̲̞̒̌̀̈̈́͜͜I̵̡̡̢̭̫͖̩̩͇̭̦̘͕͕̼̯̣̘̻͓͉̣̥̮̫̠͚̣̼̞͙̜̺͙̾̈́̈͂̌̓́̿͆̄̿͑̃̒͗̉̈́̀͂̏̂̅̀̈́̃͊͋͐̽̋͘͘̚͠͠R̸̢̡̡̧̡̧̰̺͇̠͔̺̥̝͙̯̺͓̬̠̝̗̺̩̬̹̤̼̹̣͍̹̗͎̮͇͂̽̌͑͑̓̒̄̅͛̆̃̃̇̆̚͜͝͠ͅD̶̢̡̢̛̛̳̥̜̣̜̮̜̦̠̤͙̦͚̩͇̠̪̬͍̗͈͚͈͉̫̙̺͎̦̟̖̩̫̯̎̊̀̈́̔̍̔͆̀̆͛͑̉̔͛̔́̽̅͒̽̍̾̚̚͘͘͜͝͝͠͝Ş̸̧̙͇̳̞̬̩͈͚̤̟̩͔͎̤̜͓̙̖̼̬̬̭͕̺̗̬̬̪̺̞̫͖͉̱̜̹̯̦̌̿͋̏͒̈̌͂́̓̍̔͐̾̈́͊̅͌͊́͛̄̀̆̊̌̓̕͜͝͝.̸̨̧͈̝̳̥̟͔̟͙͔̠͚̠͖̠̫̺̝̳̩̮̲͔̝̪̭̱͇͎͉̤͓̦̜̩̙̗̞͖̘̣͜͠ͅ
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You watched?
Have you… watched anything else? 👀
BIRDS. Ḇ̵͆́̒̄͛̈́͊͠͝I̷̢̧̨͕̪̪͚̩̭̠͒̾̌̅͋̍͛͘͝R̴̛̲̯̪̙̖͙̱͕̯͙̓̈̆͛͐̂̀͘D̴̗̱̰̰̤̪̥̝̭̱̩͊̈͑́͋̿͛̐̆͋͝͝ͅŞ̵͕̗͓̼̪͔̔͌̇̂̾́̿͑́̉͌̀̅͘͠ͅ.̶̟͉̭̤͈̤͙̦̝̊͐͊͛͗̊̎̇̈́͛̃̆͋ B̶̢̢̡̩̪͔̺͖͇̊̾͋̑͑͘̚͜͠ͅĬ̸̢̡̨̧̧̧̼͍̳̩̻̗͉̲͈̹͉̟̤͕͉̹̺̭͈̹̯͜ͅŖ̴̛͙͓͓̘̹̳̼̟̣̘̖͍̹̳̱̬̗͍̘̬̤̩̘͉̒̈́͋̅̈́́̾̂̈͑͊̏̏̿̑͂̾̎͛͊̓͊̚͘̕̚͠͝D̶̨̛͔̦͓̺̓̄̆̅̀̑͋̓͛͌̀̈́̃̈̓͆̾͌̀̅͐͊͋̋͛̀͘͠ͅS̸̢̬͉̩̺͎̼̫̜͈̭̓͛̿̔.̵̡̢̧̨̡̢̭̝̟̰̤̝͕̹̠͈̗͕̙͎̹͓͉̹̟̉́̈́̒́́̑̅̃͋͂́̾͗̄
B̶̨̨͍͈̥̰̟͇̪͔̦̲̩̩̦̠͇̮̫̺͇͕̰̝͓͇͓͓̰̻̮̤͓̲̞̒̌̀̈̈́͜͜I̵̡̡̢̭̫͖̩̩͇̭̦̘͕͕̼̯̣̘̻͓͉̣̥̮̫̠͚̣̼̞͙̜̺͙̾̈́̈͂̌̓́̿͆̄̿͑̃̒͗̉̈́̀͂̏̂̅̀̈́̃͊͋͐̽̋͘͘̚͠͠R̸̢̡̡̧̡̧̰̺͇̠͔̺̥̝͙̯̺͓̬̠̝̗̺̩̬̹̤̼̹̣͍̹̗͎̮͇͂̽̌͑͑̓̒̄̅͛̆̃̃̇̆̚͜͝͠ͅD̶̢̡̢̛̛̳̥̜̣̜̮̜̦̠̤͙̦͚̩͇̠̪̬͍̗͈͚͈͉̫̙̺͎̦̟̖̩̫̯̎̊̀̈́̔̍̔͆̀̆͛͑̉̔͛̔́̽̅͒̽̍̾̚̚͘͘͜͝͝͠͝Ş̸̧̙͇̳̞̬̩͈͚̤̟̩͔͎̤̜͓̙̖̼̬̬̭͕̺̗̬̬̪̺̞̫͖͉̱̜̹̯̦̌̿͋̏͒̈̌͂́̓̍̔͐̾̈́͊̅͌͊́͛̄̀̆̊̌̓̕͜͝͝.̸̨̧͈̝̳̥̟͔̟͙͔̠͚̠͖̠̫̺̝̳̩̮̲͔̝̪̭̱͇͎͉̤͓̦̜̩̙̗̞͖̘̣͜͠ͅ
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Perfect.
Hosting a game of Flag Tag for deities of all pantheons
I’m curious to see who would win :D
Rules are as follows:
Team 1 will don flags first and be the runners.
Team 2 will chase and attempt to collect flags.
If team 2 collects all flags within 24 hours, they win. If they fail, team 1 wins.
The chasing team is allowed to take prisoners, but prisoners are allowed to attempt to escape.
Once your flag is captured, if you are not taken Prisoner by the chasing team, you are allowed to attempt to steal back your flag, or defend a member of the running team whose flag hasn’t been stolen yet.
I will captain team 1, and @imhotterthanallofyou will captain team two. Reblog if you’re joining in so we can set up the teams~ and may the best gods win.
Team 1:
Frey
Freya
Team 2:
Loki
Surt❤️
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Me
Aha, everyone has their strengths. 😌
Hosting a game of Flag Tag for deities of all pantheons
I’m curious to see who would win :D
Rules are as follows:
Team 1 will don flags first and be the runners.
Team 2 will chase and attempt to collect flags.
If team 2 collects all flags within 24 hours, they win. If they fail, team 1 wins.
The chasing team is allowed to take prisoners, but prisoners are allowed to attempt to escape.
Once your flag is captured, if you are not taken Prisoner by the chasing team, you are allowed to attempt to steal back your flag, or defend a member of the running team whose flag hasn’t been stolen yet.
I will captain team 1, and @imhotterthanallofyou will captain team two. Reblog if you’re joining in so we can set up the teams~ and may the best gods win.
Team 1:
Frey
Freya
Team 2:
Loki
Surt❤️
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Hmm. I’ve enjoyed getting to know him. He only says positive things about you… I couldn’t help being curious about what you’re like. And I felt a bit bad doing a married man and ignoring his husband… forgive me?
BIRDS. Ḇ̵͆́̒̄͛̈́͊͠͝I̷̢̧̨͕̪̪͚̩̭̠͒̾̌̅͋̍͛͘͝R̴̛̲̯̪̙̖͙̱͕̯͙̓̈̆͛͐̂̀͘D̴̗̱̰̰̤̪̥̝̭̱̩͊̈͑́͋̿͛̐̆͋͝͝ͅŞ̵͕̗͓̼̪͔̔͌̇̂̾́̿͑́̉͌̀̅͘͠ͅ.̶̟͉̭̤͈̤͙̦̝̊͐͊͛͗̊̎̇̈́͛̃̆͋ B̶̢̢̡̩̪͔̺͖͇̊̾͋̑͑͘̚͜͠ͅĬ̸̢̡̨̧̧̧̼͍̳̩̻̗͉̲͈̹͉̟̤͕͉̹̺̭͈̹̯͜ͅŖ̴̛͙͓͓̘̹̳̼̟̣̘̖͍̹̳̱̬̗͍̘̬̤̩̘͉̒̈́͋̅̈́́̾̂̈͑͊̏̏̿̑͂̾̎͛͊̓͊̚͘̕̚͠͝D̶̨̛͔̦͓̺̓̄̆̅̀̑͋̓͛͌̀̈́̃̈̓͆̾͌̀̅͐͊͋̋͛̀͘͠ͅS̸̢̬͉̩̺͎̼̫̜͈̭̓͛̿̔.̵̡̢̧̨̡̢̭̝̟̰̤̝͕̹̠͈̗͕̙͎̹͓͉̹̟̉́̈́̒́́̑̅̃͋͂́̾͗̄
B̶̨̨͍͈̥̰̟͇̪͔̦̲̩̩̦̠͇̮̫̺͇͕̰̝͓͇͓͓̰̻̮̤͓̲̞̒̌̀̈̈́͜͜I̵̡̡̢̭̫͖̩̩͇̭̦̘͕͕̼̯̣̘̻͓͉̣̥̮̫̠͚̣̼̞͙̜̺͙̾̈́̈͂̌̓́̿͆̄̿͑̃̒͗̉̈́̀͂̏̂̅̀̈́̃͊͋͐̽̋͘͘̚͠͠R̸̢̡̡̧̡̧̰̺͇̠͔̺̥̝͙̯̺͓̬̠̝̗̺̩̬̹̤̼̹̣͍̹̗͎̮͇͂̽̌͑͑̓̒̄̅͛̆̃̃̇̆̚͜͝͠ͅD̶̢̡̢̛̛̳̥̜̣̜̮̜̦̠̤͙̦͚̩͇̠̪̬͍̗͈͚͈͉̫̙̺͎̦̟̖̩̫̯̎̊̀̈́̔̍̔͆̀̆͛͑̉̔͛̔́̽̅͒̽̍̾̚̚͘͘͜͝͝͠͝Ş̸̧̙͇̳̞̬̩͈͚̤̟̩͔͎̤̜͓̙̖̼̬̬̭͕̺̗̬̬̪̺̞̫͖͉̱̜̹̯̦̌̿͋̏͒̈̌͂́̓̍̔͐̾̈́͊̅͌͊́͛̄̀̆̊̌̓̕͜͝͝.̸̨̧͈̝̳̥̟͔̟͙͔̠͚̠͖̠̫̺̝̳̩̮̲͔̝̪̭̱͇͎͉̤͓̦̜̩̙̗̞͖̘̣͜͠ͅ
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Whose team will you be on, friend?
Hosting a game of Flag Tag for deities of all pantheons
I’m curious to see who would win :D
Rules are as follows:
Team 1 will don flags first and be the runners.
Team 2 will chase and attempt to collect flags.
If team 2 collects all flags within 24 hours, they win. If they fail, team 1 wins.
The chasing team is allowed to take prisoners, but prisoners are allowed to attempt to escape.
Once your flag is captured, if you are not taken Prisoner by the chasing team, you are allowed to attempt to steal back your flag, or defend a member of the running team whose flag hasn’t been stolen yet.
I will captain team 1, and @imhotterthanallofyou will captain team two. Reblog if you’re joining in so we can set up the teams~ and may the best gods win.
Team 1:
Frey
Freya
Team 2:
Loki
Surt❤️
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I’ve noticed you haven’t listed a gender for your special person? Is that part flexible…?
Asta tell me who your ideal person is. What are they like?
I- uh- okay?
I would like someone who is kind, caring, understanding... they would need to be able to handle mood swings and clinginess... along with being able to handle my unmedicated ADHD plus obsessions with water, shinies, and dopamine foods. They have to not be allergic to cats since I own two cats. Plus respect that I'm genderfluid and omni with a heavy male lean.
God that sounds like a lot :<
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Ah how sweet~ then the two of you have been together for some time, hmm?
BIRDS. Ḇ̵͆́̒̄͛̈́͊͠͝I̷̢̧̨͕̪̪͚̩̭̠͒̾̌̅͋̍͛͘͝R̴̛̲̯̪̙̖͙̱͕̯͙̓̈̆͛͐̂̀͘D̴̗̱̰̰̤̪̥̝̭̱̩͊̈͑́͋̿͛̐̆͋͝͝ͅŞ̵͕̗͓̼̪͔̔͌̇̂̾́̿͑́̉͌̀̅͘͠ͅ.̶̟͉̭̤͈̤͙̦̝̊͐͊͛͗̊̎̇̈́͛̃̆͋ B̶̢̢̡̩̪͔̺͖͇̊̾͋̑͑͘̚͜͠ͅĬ̸̢̡̨̧̧̧̼͍̳̩̻̗͉̲͈̹͉̟̤͕͉̹̺̭͈̹̯͜ͅŖ̴̛͙͓͓̘̹̳̼̟̣̘̖͍̹̳̱̬̗͍̘̬̤̩̘͉̒̈́͋̅̈́́̾̂̈͑͊̏̏̿̑͂̾̎͛͊̓͊̚͘̕̚͠͝D̶̨̛͔̦͓̺̓̄̆̅̀̑͋̓͛͌̀̈́̃̈̓͆̾͌̀̅͐͊͋̋͛̀͘͠ͅS̸̢̬͉̩̺͎̼̫̜͈̭̓͛̿̔.̵̡̢̧̨̡̢̭̝̟̰̤̝͕̹̠͈̗͕̙͎̹͓͉̹̟̉́̈́̒́́̑̅̃͋͂́̾͗̄
B̶̨̨͍͈̥̰̟͇̪͔̦̲̩̩̦̠͇̮̫̺͇͕̰̝͓͇͓͓̰̻̮̤͓̲̞̒̌̀̈̈́͜͜I̵̡̡̢̭̫͖̩̩͇̭̦̘͕͕̼̯̣̘̻͓͉̣̥̮̫̠͚̣̼̞͙̜̺͙̾̈́̈͂̌̓́̿͆̄̿͑̃̒͗̉̈́̀͂̏̂̅̀̈́̃͊͋͐̽̋͘͘̚͠͠R̸̢̡̡̧̡̧̰̺͇̠͔̺̥̝͙̯̺͓̬̠̝̗̺̩̬̹̤̼̹̣͍̹̗͎̮͇͂̽̌͑͑̓̒̄̅͛̆̃̃̇̆̚͜͝͠ͅD̶̢̡̢̛̛̳̥̜̣̜̮̜̦̠̤͙̦͚̩͇̠̪̬͍̗͈͚͈͉̫̙̺͎̦̟̖̩̫̯̎̊̀̈́̔̍̔͆̀̆͛͑̉̔͛̔́̽̅͒̽̍̾̚̚͘͘͜͝͝͠͝Ş̸̧̙͇̳̞̬̩͈͚̤̟̩͔͎̤̜͓̙̖̼̬̬̭͕̺̗̬̬̪̺̞̫͖͉̱̜̹̯̦̌̿͋̏͒̈̌͂́̓̍̔͐̾̈́͊̅͌͊́͛̄̀̆̊̌̓̕͜͝͝.̸̨̧͈̝̳̥̟͔̟͙͔̠͚̠͖̠̫̺̝̳̩̮̲͔̝̪̭̱͇͎͉̤͓̦̜̩̙̗̞͖̘̣͜͠ͅ
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Not really ❤️ I think this is a short list of requirements. Some people have very high standards.
Asta tell me who your ideal person is. What are they like?
I- uh- okay?
I would like someone who is kind, caring, understanding... they would need to be able to handle mood swings and clinginess... along with being able to handle my unmedicated ADHD plus obsessions with water, shinies, and dopamine foods. They have to not be allergic to cats since I own two cats. Plus respect that I'm genderfluid and omni with a heavy male lean.
God that sounds like a lot :<
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How did the two of you meet? I’m curious.
BIRDS. Ḇ̵͆́̒̄͛̈́͊͠͝I̷̢̧̨͕̪̪͚̩̭̠͒̾̌̅͋̍͛͘͝R̴̛̲̯̪̙̖͙̱͕̯͙̓̈̆͛͐̂̀͘D̴̗̱̰̰̤̪̥̝̭̱̩͊̈͑́͋̿͛̐̆͋͝͝ͅŞ̵͕̗͓̼̪͔̔͌̇̂̾́̿͑́̉͌̀̅͘͠ͅ.̶̟͉̭̤͈̤͙̦̝̊͐͊͛͗̊̎̇̈́͛̃̆͋ B̶̢̢̡̩̪͔̺͖͇̊̾͋̑͑͘̚͜͠ͅĬ̸̢̡̨̧̧̧̼͍̳̩̻̗͉̲͈̹͉̟̤͕͉̹̺̭͈̹̯͜ͅŖ̴̛͙͓͓̘̹̳̼̟̣̘̖͍̹̳̱̬̗͍̘̬̤̩̘͉̒̈́͋̅̈́́̾̂̈͑͊̏̏̿̑͂̾̎͛͊̓͊̚͘̕̚͠͝D̶̨̛͔̦͓̺̓̄̆̅̀̑͋̓͛͌̀̈́̃̈̓͆̾͌̀̅͐͊͋̋͛̀͘͠ͅS̸̢̬͉̩̺͎̼̫̜͈̭̓͛̿̔.̵̡̢̧̨̡̢̭̝̟̰̤̝͕̹̠͈̗͕̙͎̹͓͉̹̟̉́̈́̒́́̑̅̃͋͂́̾͗̄
B̶̨̨͍͈̥̰̟͇̪͔̦̲̩̩̦̠͇̮̫̺͇͕̰̝͓͇͓͓̰̻̮̤͓̲̞̒̌̀̈̈́͜͜I̵̡̡̢̭̫͖̩̩͇̭̦̘͕͕̼̯̣̘̻͓͉̣̥̮̫̠͚̣̼̞͙̜̺͙̾̈́̈͂̌̓́̿͆̄̿͑̃̒͗̉̈́̀͂̏̂̅̀̈́̃͊͋͐̽̋͘͘̚͠͠R̸̢̡̡̧̡̧̰̺͇̠͔̺̥̝͙̯̺͓̬̠̝̗̺̩̬̹̤̼̹̣͍̹̗͎̮͇͂̽̌͑͑̓̒̄̅͛̆̃̃̇̆̚͜͝͠ͅD̶̢̡̢̛̛̳̥̜̣̜̮̜̦̠̤͙̦͚̩͇̠̪̬͍̗͈͚͈͉̫̙̺͎̦̟̖̩̫̯̎̊̀̈́̔̍̔͆̀̆͛͑̉̔͛̔́̽̅͒̽̍̾̚̚͘͘͜͝͝͠͝Ş̸̧̙͇̳̞̬̩͈͚̤̟̩͔͎̤̜͓̙̖̼̬̬̭͕̺̗̬̬̪̺̞̫͖͉̱̜̹̯̦̌̿͋̏͒̈̌͂́̓̍̔͐̾̈́͊̅͌͊́͛̄̀̆̊̌̓̕͜͝͝.̸̨̧͈̝̳̥̟͔̟͙͔̠͚̠͖̠̫̺̝̳̩̮̲͔̝̪̭̱͇͎͉̤͓̦̜̩̙̗̞͖̘̣͜͠ͅ
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I find that hard to believe. You talk to me all the time.
BIRDS. Ḇ̵͆́̒̄͛̈́͊͠͝I̷̢̧̨͕̪̪͚̩̭̠͒̾̌̅͋̍͛͘͝R̴̛̲̯̪̙̖͙̱͕̯͙̓̈̆͛͐̂̀͘D̴̗̱̰̰̤̪̥̝̭̱̩͊̈͑́͋̿͛̐̆͋͝͝ͅŞ̵͕̗͓̼̪͔̔͌̇̂̾́̿͑́̉͌̀̅͘͠ͅ.̶̟͉̭̤͈̤͙̦̝̊͐͊͛͗̊̎̇̈́͛̃̆͋ B̶̢̢̡̩̪͔̺͖͇̊̾͋̑͑͘̚͜͠ͅĬ̸̢̡̨̧̧̧̼͍̳̩̻̗͉̲͈̹͉̟̤͕͉̹̺̭͈̹̯͜ͅŖ̴̛͙͓͓̘̹̳̼̟̣̘̖͍̹̳̱̬̗͍̘̬̤̩̘͉̒̈́͋̅̈́́̾̂̈͑͊̏̏̿̑͂̾̎͛͊̓͊̚͘̕̚͠͝D̶̨̛͔̦͓̺̓̄̆̅̀̑͋̓͛͌̀̈́̃̈̓͆̾͌̀̅͐͊͋̋͛̀͘͠ͅS̸̢̬͉̩̺͎̼̫̜͈̭̓͛̿̔.̵̡̢̧̨̡̢̭̝̟̰̤̝͕̹̠͈̗͕̙͎̹͓͉̹̟̉́̈́̒́́̑̅̃͋͂́̾͗̄
B̶̨̨͍͈̥̰̟͇̪͔̦̲̩̩̦̠͇̮̫̺͇͕̰̝͓͇͓͓̰̻̮̤͓̲̞̒̌̀̈̈́͜͜I̵̡̡̢̭̫͖̩̩͇̭̦̘͕͕̼̯̣̘̻͓͉̣̥̮̫̠͚̣̼̞͙̜̺͙̾̈́̈͂̌̓́̿͆̄̿͑̃̒͗̉̈́̀͂̏̂̅̀̈́̃͊͋͐̽̋͘͘̚͠͠R̸̢̡̡̧̡̧̰̺͇̠͔̺̥̝͙̯̺͓̬̠̝̗̺̩̬̹̤̼̹̣͍̹̗͎̮͇͂̽̌͑͑̓̒̄̅͛̆̃̃̇̆̚͜͝͠ͅD̶̢̡̢̛̛̳̥̜̣̜̮̜̦̠̤͙̦͚̩͇̠̪̬͍̗͈͚͈͉̫̙̺͎̦̟̖̩̫̯̎̊̀̈́̔̍̔͆̀̆͛͑̉̔͛̔́̽̅͒̽̍̾̚̚͘͘͜͝͝͠͝Ş̸̧̙͇̳̞̬̩͈͚̤̟̩͔͎̤̜͓̙̖̼̬̬̭͕̺̗̬̬̪̺̞̫͖͉̱̜̹̯̦̌̿͋̏͒̈̌͂́̓̍̔͐̾̈́͊̅͌͊́͛̄̀̆̊̌̓̕͜͝͝.̸̨̧͈̝̳̥̟͔̟͙͔̠͚̠͖̠̫̺̝̳̩̮̲͔̝̪̭̱͇͎͉̤͓̦̜̩̙̗̞͖̘̣͜͠ͅ
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You know I’ve always wondered why you’re still single. You’re so sweet, and very cute. Why haven’t you found someone yet? Is it your preference not to?
BIRDS. Ḇ̵͆́̒̄͛̈́͊͠͝I̷̢̧̨͕̪̪͚̩̭̠͒̾̌̅͋̍͛͘͝R̴̛̲̯̪̙̖͙̱͕̯͙̓̈̆͛͐̂̀͘D̴̗̱̰̰̤̪̥̝̭̱̩͊̈͑́͋̿͛̐̆͋͝͝ͅŞ̵͕̗͓̼̪͔̔͌̇̂̾́̿͑́̉͌̀̅͘͠ͅ.̶̟͉̭̤͈̤͙̦̝̊͐͊͛͗̊̎̇̈́͛̃̆͋ B̶̢̢̡̩̪͔̺͖͇̊̾͋̑͑͘̚͜͠ͅĬ̸̢̡̨̧̧̧̼͍̳̩̻̗͉̲͈̹͉̟̤͕͉̹̺̭͈̹̯͜ͅŖ̴̛͙͓͓̘̹̳̼̟̣̘̖͍̹̳̱̬̗͍̘̬̤̩̘͉̒̈́͋̅̈́́̾̂̈͑͊̏̏̿̑͂̾̎͛͊̓͊̚͘̕̚͠͝D̶̨̛͔̦͓̺̓̄̆̅̀̑͋̓͛͌̀̈́̃̈̓͆̾͌̀̅͐͊͋̋͛̀͘͠ͅS̸̢̬͉̩̺͎̼̫̜͈̭̓͛̿̔.̵̡̢̧̨̡̢̭̝̟̰̤̝͕̹̠͈̗͕̙͎̹͓͉̹̟̉́̈́̒́́̑̅̃͋͂́̾͗̄
B̶̨̨͍͈̥̰̟͇̪͔̦̲̩̩̦̠͇̮̫̺͇͕̰̝͓͇͓͓̰̻̮̤͓̲̞̒̌̀̈̈́͜͜I̵̡̡̢̭̫͖̩̩͇̭̦̘͕͕̼̯̣̘̻͓͉̣̥̮̫̠͚̣̼̞͙̜̺͙̾̈́̈͂̌̓́̿͆̄̿͑̃̒͗̉̈́̀͂̏̂̅̀̈́̃͊͋͐̽̋͘͘̚͠͠R̸̢̡̡̧̡̧̰̺͇̠͔̺̥̝͙̯̺͓̬̠̝̗̺̩̬̹̤̼̹̣͍̹̗͎̮͇͂̽̌͑͑̓̒̄̅͛̆̃̃̇̆̚͜͝͠ͅD̶̢̡̢̛̛̳̥̜̣̜̮̜̦̠̤͙̦͚̩͇̠̪̬͍̗͈͚͈͉̫̙̺͎̦̟̖̩̫̯̎̊̀̈́̔̍̔͆̀̆͛͑̉̔͛̔́̽̅͒̽̍̾̚̚͘͘͜͝͝͠͝Ş̸̧̙͇̳̞̬̩͈͚̤̟̩͔͎̤̜͓̙̖̼̬̬̭͕̺̗̬̬̪̺̞̫͖͉̱̜̹̯̦̌̿͋̏͒̈̌͂́̓̍̔͐̾̈́͊̅͌͊́͛̄̀̆̊̌̓̕͜͝͝.̸̨̧͈̝̳̥̟͔̟͙͔̠͚̠͖̠̫̺̝̳̩̮̲͔̝̪̭̱͇͎͉̤͓̦̜̩̙̗̞͖̘̣͜͠ͅ
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I’m always flirting, Asta. It is my specialty.
BIRDS. Ḇ̵͆́̒̄͛̈́͊͠͝I̷̢̧̨͕̪̪͚̩̭̠͒̾̌̅͋̍͛͘͝R̴̛̲̯̪̙̖͙̱͕̯͙̓̈̆͛͐̂̀͘D̴̗̱̰̰̤̪̥̝̭̱̩͊̈͑́͋̿͛̐̆͋͝͝ͅŞ̵͕̗͓̼̪͔̔͌̇̂̾́̿͑́̉͌̀̅͘͠ͅ.̶̟͉̭̤͈̤͙̦̝̊͐͊͛͗̊̎̇̈́͛̃̆͋ B̶̢̢̡̩̪͔̺͖͇̊̾͋̑͑͘̚͜͠ͅĬ̸̢̡̨̧̧̧̼͍̳̩̻̗͉̲͈̹͉̟̤͕͉̹̺̭͈̹̯͜ͅŖ̴̛͙͓͓̘̹̳̼̟̣̘̖͍̹̳̱̬̗͍̘̬̤̩̘͉̒̈́͋̅̈́́̾̂̈͑͊̏̏̿̑͂̾̎͛͊̓͊̚͘̕̚͠͝D̶̨̛͔̦͓̺̓̄̆̅̀̑͋̓͛͌̀̈́̃̈̓͆̾͌̀̅͐͊͋̋͛̀͘͠ͅS̸̢̬͉̩̺͎̼̫̜͈̭̓͛̿̔.̵̡̢̧̨̡̢̭̝̟̰̤̝͕̹̠͈̗͕̙͎̹͓͉̹̟̉́̈́̒́́̑̅̃͋͂́̾͗̄
B̶̨̨͍͈̥̰̟͇̪͔̦̲̩̩̦̠͇̮̫̺͇͕̰̝͓͇͓͓̰̻̮̤͓̲̞̒̌̀̈̈́͜͜I̵̡̡̢̭̫͖̩̩͇̭̦̘͕͕̼̯̣̘̻͓͉̣̥̮̫̠͚̣̼̞͙̜̺͙̾̈́̈͂̌̓́̿͆̄̿͑̃̒͗̉̈́̀͂̏̂̅̀̈́̃͊͋͐̽̋͘͘̚͠͠R̸̢̡̡̧̡̧̰̺͇̠͔̺̥̝͙̯̺͓̬̠̝̗̺̩̬̹̤̼̹̣͍̹̗͎̮͇͂̽̌͑͑̓̒̄̅͛̆̃̃̇̆̚͜͝͠ͅD̶̢̡̢̛̛̳̥̜̣̜̮̜̦̠̤͙̦͚̩͇̠̪̬͍̗͈͚͈͉̫̙̺͎̦̟̖̩̫̯̎̊̀̈́̔̍̔͆̀̆͛͑̉̔͛̔́̽̅͒̽̍̾̚̚͘͘͜͝͝͠͝Ş̸̧̙͇̳̞̬̩͈͚̤̟̩͔͎̤̜͓̙̖̼̬̬̭͕̺̗̬̬̪̺̞̫͖͉̱̜̹̯̦̌̿͋̏͒̈̌͂́̓̍̔͐̾̈́͊̅͌͊́͛̄̀̆̊̌̓̕͜͝͝.̸̨̧͈̝̳̥̟͔̟͙͔̠͚̠͖̠̫̺̝̳̩̮̲͔̝̪̭̱͇͎͉̤͓̦̜̩̙̗̞͖̘̣͜͠ͅ
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I will court you properly, given the opportunity. 👀
BIRDS. Ḇ̵͆́̒̄͛̈́͊͠͝I̷̢̧̨͕̪̪͚̩̭̠͒̾̌̅͋̍͛͘͝R̴̛̲̯̪̙̖͙̱͕̯͙̓̈̆͛͐̂̀͘D̴̗̱̰̰̤̪̥̝̭̱̩͊̈͑́͋̿͛̐̆͋͝͝ͅŞ̵͕̗͓̼̪͔̔͌̇̂̾́̿͑́̉͌̀̅͘͠ͅ.̶̟͉̭̤͈̤͙̦̝̊͐͊͛͗̊̎̇̈́͛̃̆͋ B̶̢̢̡̩̪͔̺͖͇̊̾͋̑͑͘̚͜͠ͅĬ̸̢̡̨̧̧̧̼͍̳̩̻̗͉̲͈̹͉̟̤͕͉̹̺̭͈̹̯͜ͅŖ̴̛͙͓͓̘̹̳̼̟̣̘̖͍̹̳̱̬̗͍̘̬̤̩̘͉̒̈́͋̅̈́́̾̂̈͑͊̏̏̿̑͂̾̎͛͊̓͊̚͘̕̚͠͝D̶̨̛͔̦͓̺̓̄̆̅̀̑͋̓͛͌̀̈́̃̈̓͆̾͌̀̅͐͊͋̋͛̀͘͠ͅS̸̢̬͉̩̺͎̼̫̜͈̭̓͛̿̔.̵̡̢̧̨̡̢̭̝̟̰̤̝͕̹̠͈̗͕̙͎̹͓͉̹̟̉́̈́̒́́̑̅̃͋͂́̾͗̄
B̶̨̨͍͈̥̰̟͇̪͔̦̲̩̩̦̠͇̮̫̺͇͕̰̝͓͇͓͓̰̻̮̤͓̲̞̒̌̀̈̈́͜͜I̵̡̡̢̭̫͖̩̩͇̭̦̘͕͕̼̯̣̘̻͓͉̣̥̮̫̠͚̣̼̞͙̜̺͙̾̈́̈͂̌̓́̿͆̄̿͑̃̒͗̉̈́̀͂̏̂̅̀̈́̃͊͋͐̽̋͘͘̚͠͠R̸̢̡̡̧̡̧̰̺͇̠͔̺̥̝͙̯̺͓̬̠̝̗̺̩̬̹̤̼̹̣͍̹̗͎̮͇͂̽̌͑͑̓̒̄̅͛̆̃̃̇̆̚͜͝͠ͅD̶̢̡̢̛̛̳̥̜̣̜̮̜̦̠̤͙̦͚̩͇̠̪̬͍̗͈͚͈͉̫̙̺͎̦̟̖̩̫̯̎̊̀̈́̔̍̔͆̀̆͛͑̉̔͛̔́̽̅͒̽̍̾̚̚͘͘͜͝͝͠͝Ş̸̧̙͇̳̞̬̩͈͚̤̟̩͔͎̤̜͓̙̖̼̬̬̭͕̺̗̬̬̪̺̞̫͖͉̱̜̹̯̦̌̿͋̏͒̈̌͂́̓̍̔͐̾̈́͊̅͌͊́͛̄̀̆̊̌̓̕͜͝͝.̸̨̧͈̝̳̥̟͔̟͙͔̠͚̠͖̠̫̺̝̳̩̮̲͔̝̪̭̱͇͎͉̤͓̦̜̩̙̗̞͖̘̣͜͠ͅ
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